mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 It was hard to have confidence in buddy Nix. But it was even harder to have confidence in that marketing guy that wore the 80s suits. Do you think if you could get a dolphin to punt, they would only be able to punt for the Miami Dolphins?
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) On 5/1/2021 at 5:01 AM, Warcodered said: Is this about us drafting a bear at OT? I'm pretty sure they're not going to be able to tell. Expand Now that’s what I call a mauling run game. Edited May 1, 2021 by IronMaidenBills
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 4:50 AM, mathja said: How about a hummingbird on steroids that is 17 times the size of a normal hummingbird as your starting cornerback? Very few INT’s, but really solid coverage. Expand That wingspan though...
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 5:28 AM, IronMaidenBills said: That wingspan though... Expand beak deflections.
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 Allen: Blue 42, setttt ohhh come on man 1
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 Fast hands, needs to improve on footwork.
billsherd Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 4:41 AM, mathja said: I don’t know if you can teach an animal to NOT flinch at the line of scrimmage. So many penalties. Expand There are lots of animals that don't flinch just before they are about to attack. 1
sirebors Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 I don't think I've ever read such a useless post in the middle of the NFL draft. Beyond ridiculous. 1
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 5:53 AM, billsherd said: There are lots of animals that don't flinch just before they are about to attack. Expand I seriously wonder if someone could train an elephant to catch a football with its trunk. Good luck trying to tackle it lol On 5/1/2021 at 5:55 AM, sirebors said: I don't think I've ever read such a useless post in the middle of the NFL draft. Beyond ridiculous. Expand That was the point. A break in the football lull. We have all discussed football all day non stop. It was a thread to bring a few laughs. There are hundreds of draft related threads available. Don’t take life so seriously all the time.
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 5:55 AM, sirebors said: I don't think I've ever read such a useless post in the middle of the NFL draft. Beyond ridiculous. Expand Technically, this started after round three ended. I’m pretty sure that a jellyfish would be a useless animal when it comes to playing in an NFL game. Don’tcha think? 1
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) On 5/1/2021 at 6:03 AM, mathja said: Technically, this started after round three ended. I’m pretty sure that a jellyfish would be a useless animal when it comes to playing in an NFL game. Don’tcha think? Expand A large octopus wouldn’t have very many missed tackles. Just need to have a tank of water nearby between plays. Edited May 1, 2021 by IronMaidenBills
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 6:21 AM, Buffalo716 said: Alr bud golden receiver! Expand Does he have to have 2 feet in bounds or all 4?
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 6:24 AM, IronMaidenBills said: Does he have to have 2 feet in bounds or all 4? Expand His butt still counts as in bounds!
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 Jacksonville should actually start a jaguar and name it Duval.
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 4:29 AM, IronMaidenBills said: Ok, so I’m in a funny mood right now and just out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to get a few laughs in here. We all know Beane is a wizard, so what if he trained a cheetah or a silverback gorilla to catch a football and run towards the end zone , would it theoretically be allowed? Is there any NFL rule that says animals are forbidden to play? Lololol I’m sure PETA would protest. Expand A buffalo playing for the Bills would be pretty cool. It would definitely be a DT though. On 5/1/2021 at 5:55 AM, sirebors said: I don't think I've ever read such a useless post in the middle of the NFL draft. Beyond ridiculous. Expand You sound like you're a blast at parties. 2
Buffalo716 Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 5:56 AM, IronMaidenBills said: I seriously wonder if someone could train an elephant to catch a football with its trunk. Good luck trying to tackle it lol That was the point. A break in the football lull. We have all discussed football all day non stop. It was a thread to bring a few laughs. There are hundreds of draft related threads available. Don’t take life so seriously all the time. Expand I'm sure a gorilla can catch. Good luck trying to tackle that silverback
Boxcar Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 6:41 AM, Buffalo716 said: I'm sure a gorilla can catch. Good luck trying to tackle that silverback Expand Problem with silverbacks is you'd have to somehow ensure it didn't just kill anyone who tried to tackle it. 1
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 On 5/1/2021 at 6:41 AM, Buffalo716 said: I'm sure a gorilla can catch. Good luck trying to tackle that silverback Expand Unsportsmanlike conduct, taunting. I’m sure the ground crew would hate it after a TD celebration. On 5/1/2021 at 6:44 AM, Boxcar said: Problem with silverbacks is you'd have to somehow ensure it didn't just kill anyone who tried to tackle it. Expand I think the NFLPA is currently in negotiations. 1
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