Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 Ok, so I’m in a funny mood right now and just out of morbid curiosity, I wanted to get a few laughs in here. We all know Beane is a wizard, so what if he trained a cheetah or a silverback gorilla to catch a football and run towards the end zone , would it theoretically be allowed? Is there any NFL rule that says animals are forbidden to play? Lololol I’m sure PETA would protest. 1 1 3 1 2 1 2
DQW87 Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 The Patriots already have a bunch of cheetahs! That's all folks!!!! 11 3 2
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 Just now, Buffalo03 said: Wtf kind of thread is this? It was meant to bring some laughs. This is not a serious thread. Can you image trying to tackle a cheetah lol 2 minutes ago, DQW87 said: The Patriots already have a bunch of cheetahs! That's all folks!!!! Haha 😂
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 I don’t know if you can teach an animal to NOT flinch at the line of scrimmage. So many penalties. 1
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 Imagine a silverback gorilla on the d-line? Or a trained rhino at fullback? 1
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) 22 minutes ago, mathja said: Imagine a silverback gorilla on the d-line? Or a trained rhino at fullback? Lmao a fullback rhino. I would feel bad for Milano. Giraffe goes for a post in the corner of the endzone. Good luck with that Tre. Edited May 1, 2021 by IronMaidenBills
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 5 minutes ago, mathja said: I don’t know if you can teach an animal to NOT flinch at the line of scrimmage. So many penalties. Not to mention all the random personal fouls, like actually ripping face masks off.
GreggTX Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 Foghorn Leghorn would be a good coach, but... What's his 40 time? Does he even have hands? 1
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 1 minute ago, GreggTX said: Foghorn Leghorn would be a good coach, but... What's his 40 time? Does he even have hands? Well we had Buddy Nix, does that count? Lol 1
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 How about a hummingbird on steroids that is 17 times the size of a normal hummingbird as your starting cornerback? Very few INT’s, but really solid coverage. 2
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 Well the NFL already had the first walrus as a coach. 2
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) I think all coaches should be artificial intelligence with a hologram of somebody really inspirational. They would never make mistakes that’s for sure. If the hologram was somebody like Tony Robbins this whole set up could be an amazing coach. Edited May 1, 2021 by mathja
machine gun kelly Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 3 minutes ago, GreggTX said: Foghorn Leghorn would be a good coach, but... What's his 40 time? Does he even have hands? I say, I say. From the floo that is.... Ok, are we all living in a yellow submarine? Wasn’t that song written on an LSD trip? 1
mathja Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 Do you think an elephant would be able to snap the ball all the way between its legs to get it to the quarterback who was under center?
Milanos Milano Posted May 1, 2021 Author Posted May 1, 2021 2 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said: I say, I say. From the floo that is.... Ok, are we all living in a yellow submarine? Wasn’t that song written on an LSD trip? I swear Buddy Nix was a walking talking Foghorn Leghorn. Just now, mathja said: Do you think an elephant would be able to snap the ball all the way between its legs to get it to the quarterback who was under center? Well they can paint. I’m sure our training staff is currently looking into it. Just a swipe of the trunk and Lawrence Guy would be tossed to the side. 2
Warcodered Posted May 1, 2021 Posted May 1, 2021 (edited) Is this about us drafting a bear at OT? I'm pretty sure they're not going to be able to tell. Edited May 1, 2021 by Warcodered 1
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