It’s back, better than evar! 🐻🧸

[BringBackFergy]

Now Jeves can’t even take a day off for golfing. This is getting preposterous!!!

 

https://sports.yahoo.com/amphtml/bear-runs-full-speed-golfer-150846504.html

 

[Beerball]

& did anyone point out the honey aisle? Of course not. More bear abuse.

[ExiledInIllinois]

26 minutes ago, Beerball said:

& did anyone point out the honey aisle? Of course not. More bear abuse.

Boy that sucks... One minute you're lounging under a nice construction trailer, the next waking up in the Santa Susana Mountains!  Where da hell is the Santa Susana Mountains?  Is it safe there, I never heard of that place! 

[BringBackFergy]

24 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Boy that sucks... One minute you're lounging under a nice construction trailer, the next waking up in the Santa Susana Mountains!  Where da hell is the Santa Susana Mountains?  Is it safe there, I never heard of that place! 

Bean bags?? Bean bags??? Did the pigs wanna play cornhole or Toss Across?? The quicker our men in blue realize they’re protecting our neighborhoods, the quicker we can all sleep better at night. 

[PromoTheRobot]

1 hour ago, Beerball said:

& did anyone point out the honey aisle? Of course not. More bear abuse.

I saw a bear cross the intersection near where I work today in broad daylight. Looked just like that one.

[Beerball]

8 hours ago, PromoTheRobot said:

I saw a bear cross the intersection near where I work today in broad daylight. Looked just like that one.

So, they all look alike to you?😉

[PromoTheRobot]

19 minutes ago, Beerball said:

So, they all look alike to you?😉

Prove it wasn't the same bear.

[BuffaloBill]

On 8/10/2021 at 9:21 PM, Beerball said:

& did anyone point out the honey aisle? Of course not. More bear abuse.

 

If you’re hungry aren’t you supposed to go to the grocery store?

[Beerball]

Apparently innocent until proven guilty is a foreign concept to Connecticuters.  Thank goodness this bear has @BringBackFergy on retainer.

 

https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/bear-caught-on-video-stealing-package-from-connecticut-porch

Edited August 25, 2021 by Beerball

[BringBackFergy]

1 hour ago, Beerball said:

Apparently innocent until proven guilty is a foreign concept to Connecticuters.  Thank goodness this bear has @BringBackFergy on retainer.

 

https://local21news.com/news/offbeat/bear-caught-on-video-stealing-package-from-connecticut-porch

Grizzlies pay better…but the black bears are less intimidating. 

[BringBackFergy]

Bearball alert!! (The Youtubes stealin’ my stuff)

 

 

[BringBackFergy]

Hibernation already?? No Bear updates. 

[Beerball]

Give me a friggin break. Nobody likes bicyclists.

 

https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/bicyclist-shares-story-of-bear-encounter-near-university-of-montana-campus

[BringBackFergy]

2 hours ago, Beerball said:

Give me a friggin break. Nobody likes bicyclists.

 

https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/bicyclist-shares-story-of-bear-encounter-near-university-of-montana-campus

Can’t a bear even go out for a morning jog anymore? 

[Just Jack]

15 hours ago, Beerball said:

Give me a friggin break. Nobody likes bicyclists.

 

https://nbcmontana.com/news/local/bicyclist-shares-story-of-bear-encounter-near-university-of-montana-campus

 

See, bears hate bikers too. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

Just like a bunch of Ambulance Chasers:

 

As Tahoe residents fled the Caldor Fire, the bears moved in — and pigged out

 

https://www.sfchronicle.com/tahoe/amp/As-Tahoe-residents-fled-the-Caldor-Fire-the-16438925.php

 

“Bears are just having a heyday of it. It’s just a nightmare,” said John Tillman, owner of South Tahoe Refuse. “There’s so much garbage on the street because of the bears. Oh my God, they are making a mess.”

 

What say ye: @BringBackFergy

[BringBackFergy]

22 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Just like a bunch of Ambulance Chasers:

 

As Tahoe residents fled the Caldor Fire, the bears moved in — and pigged out

 

https://www.sfchronicle.com/tahoe/amp/As-Tahoe-residents-fled-the-Caldor-Fire-the-16438925.php

 

“Bears are just having a heyday of it. It’s just a nightmare,” said John Tillman, owner of South Tahoe Refuse. “There’s so much garbage on the street because of the bears. Oh my God, they are making a mess.”

 

What say ye: @BringBackFergy

Only YOU can prevent forest fires. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

"GEEEE Yogi, Ranger Fergy won't be happy.  OH Boo Boo, you worry too much! Ranger Fergy is 2,500 miles to the east!"

 

Complaints about marauding bears:

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/bear-warning-south-lake-tahoe-residents-caldor-fire/#app

[BringBackFergy]

1 hour ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

"GEEEE Yogi, Ranger Fergy won't be happy.  OH Boo Boo, you worry too much! Ranger Fergy is 2,500 miles to the east!"

 

Complaints about marauding bears:

 

https://www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/bear-warning-south-lake-tahoe-residents-caldor-fire/#app

I can hear the cries for help: "Save my house!!" or "Oh no, my BMW is on fire!! Save it!!"

 

What about the bear habitat?? Has anyone even thought about the bear homes and vehicles??

[BringBackFergy]

https://unofficialnetworks.com/2021/09/28/brooks-falls-federal-charges/amp/
 

Bastards!!!!! Lock ‘em up!!!!