It’s back, better than evar! 🐻🧸

[Beerball]

12 hours ago, BringBackFergy said:

Bear sues and recovers $5.8 thousand

Some would call that $5,800.

[ExiledInIllinois]

Just now, Beerball said:

Some would call that $5,800.

😆

 

I say fifty-eight hundred dollars. The Grizz' attorney is getting 33.3% leaving that poor bear with only thirty-eight hundred, sixty-six dollars before taxes.  That's not even a week's vacation in Missoula!

[BringBackFergy]

3 hours ago, Beerball said:

Some would call that $5,800.

Not the author of the cited, in-depth article above. 

[Beerball]

1 minute ago, BringBackFergy said:

Not the author of the cited, in-depth article above. 

Others would call it fiddyeight large.

[BringBackFergy]

Any updates? Maybe the Grizz have been furloughed. Thanks ACOE!! Figures. 
 

 

 

 

[BringBackFergy]

Bears like softball. Who knew?

 

https://www.yahoo.com/amphtml/lifestyle/bear-became-unexpected-highlight-olympic-171119226.html

[Beerball]

Paparazzi flock to restaurant where celebrity bear was trying to dine.

 

Rude behavior like this is why many bears choose to picnic. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

8 minutes ago, Beerball said:

Paparazzi flock to restaurant where celebrity bear was trying to dine.

 

Rude behavior like this is why many bears choose to picnic. 

Who's being rude? Were they raised in the woods? Can take them outta the woods, but can't take the woods outta them: 

 

"Gatlinburg Police said an ambulance was called to the area. The restaurant employee said the bear had knocked someone over outside. We have not received information on the person’s condition."

 

 

[BringBackFergy]

Even Grizz don’t take kindly to bikers. 
 

https://www.ksl.com/article/50215486/grizzly-bear-chases-mountain-biker-near-area-of-previous-attack-in-idaho

[BuffaloBill]

On 8/1/2021 at 8:45 PM, BringBackFergy said:

Even Grizz don’t take kindly to bikers. 
 

https://www.ksl.com/article/50215486/grizzly-bear-chases-mountain-biker-near-area-of-previous-attack-in-idaho

 

 

Bikers make tasty snacks. @Chef Jimis seeking advice on how to make them even more appealing food for bears.

[BringBackFergy]

https://www.cbc.ca/amp/1.6124357
 

Absolutely f#%!$ing sickening. At least their Grizz brethren kill humans/salmon/bikers/kayaks with one chomp. Get rid of these killing machines. 

[BringBackFergy]

Updates please!!

[ExiledInIllinois]

14 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Updates please!!

Your wish is my command:

 

Like @Gugnyon a Davenport canoodling to all hours of the morning 🌄 😴...

 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/CSKT-Wildlife-Management-underpass-tunnel-bear-sleeping-hiker/5461628277524/

 

They get priority, just like commercial craft transiting a canal.  Stay away people!

 

"Wildlife officials in Montana are warning members of the public to keep away from wildlife underpasses after a napping hiker slept through an encounter with a bear.

The Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes Wildlife Management Program posted photos to Facebook showing a bear traveling through the Highway 93 underpass tunnel and walking right past an apparent hiker who had sheltered in the tunnel for a nap.  ...:

 

 

CC: @Mike in Horseheads

       @Beerball

 

 

 

[BringBackFergy]

14 minutes ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Your wish is my command:

 

Like @Gugnyon a Davenport canoodling to all hours of the morning 🌄 😴...

 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/CSKT-Wildlife-Management-underpass-tunnel-bear-sleeping-hiker/5461628277524/

 

They get priority, just like commercial craft transiting a canal.  Stay away people!

 

"Wildlife officials in Montana are warning members of the public to keep away from wildlife underpasses after a napping hiker slept through an encounter with a bear.

The Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes Wildlife Management Program posted photos to Facebook showing a bear traveling through the Highway 93 underpass tunnel and walking right past an apparent hiker who had sheltered in the tunnel for a nap.  ...:

 

 

CC: @Mike in Horseheads

       @Beerball

 

 

 

Hikers??? Pshhhh. That’s like bikers. Does anyone really care?

 

 

 

 

 

 

Just kidding. 

 

[Mike in Horseheads]

40 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

Hikers??? Pshhhh. That’s like bikers. Does anyone really care?

 

 

Don't hikers play center in football?

[BringBackFergy]

34 minutes ago, Mike in Horseheads said:

Don't hikers play center in football?

Those are called “snappers”. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

Just now, BringBackFergy said:

Those are called “snappers”. 

Long snappers, even more specialized.  What a life! 😏 

 

[Beerball]

On 8/7/2021 at 4:57 PM, BringBackFergy said:

Updates please!!

The update is that mooses are also tired of your shenanigans.

[Beerball]

On 8/7/2021 at 5:16 PM, ExiledInIllinois said:

Your wish is my command:

 

Like @Gugnyon a Davenport canoodling to all hours of the morning 🌄 😴...

 

https://www.upi.com/Odd_News/2021/08/06/CSKT-Wildlife-Management-underpass-tunnel-bear-sleeping-hiker/5461628277524/

 

They get priority, just like commercial craft transiting a canal.  Stay away people!

 

"Wildlife officials in Montana are warning members of the public to keep away from wildlife underpasses after a napping hiker slept through an encounter with a bear.

The Confederated Salish and Kootenai Tribes Wildlife Management Program posted photos to Facebook showing a bear traveling through the Highway 93 underpass tunnel and walking right past an apparent hiker who had sheltered in the tunnel for a nap.  ...:

 

 

CC: @Mike in Horseheads

       @Beerball

 

 

 

Lock your car, hoser.

[BringBackFergy]

It’s the end times. Bears and rats joining forces. 
 

https://bangordailynews.com/2021/08/07/news/bangor/a-300-pound-black-bear-has-joined-milfords-rat-population-intensifying-the-towns-plight/