BringBackFergy Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 Restores some faith in humanity. Nice to have a buddy like this…to play, wrestle, chase and swim (not naked). https://www.wdam.com/video/2021/09/27/orphaned-bear-cubs-become-fast-friends/ Quote
Augie Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 18 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said: Restores some faith in humanity. Nice to have a buddy like this…to play, wrestle, chase and swim (not naked). https://www.wdam.com/video/2021/09/27/orphaned-bear-cubs-become-fast-friends/ I’m pretty sure they were naked? 🤷♀️ Wait, you have clothes on, right? 1 Quote
Beerball Posted October 6, 2021 Author Posted October 6, 2021 (edited) 7 hours ago, Augie said: I’m pretty sure they were naked? 🤷♀️ Wait, you have clothes on, right? @ExiledInIllinois likes to flaunt his equipment. Goes back to his days in elementary school where the water polo coach had the boys swim nekkid. Ferguson, OTOH, is very prim and proper. He hasn't been nekkid since he got married. Edited October 6, 2021 by Beerball Quote
BringBackFergy Posted October 6, 2021 Posted October 6, 2021 4 hours ago, Beerball said: @ExiledInIllinois likes to flaunt his equipment. Goes back to his days in elementary school where the water polo coach had the boys swim nekkid. Ferguson, OTOH, is very prim and proper. He hasn't been nekkid since he got married. I'm still a firm believer that Missionary style requires me to wear the Quaker Oats outfit. Quote
BringBackFergy Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 What a lard ass. I thought Salmon was low in fat? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58820070.amp 1 Quote
BuffaloBill Posted October 7, 2021 Posted October 7, 2021 On 10/6/2021 at 10:07 PM, BringBackFergy said: What a lard ass. I thought Salmon was low in fat? https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-58820070.amp No you idiot, salmon is high in non saturated fat which also carries Omega-3’s. Please go back to eating your junk food. Quote
Just Jack Posted October 9, 2021 Posted October 9, 2021 Quote Brown bears can gain up to four pounds of weight a day and adult males can weigh up to 1,200lbs (86st). And I thought I was the only one that could do that. Quote
BringBackFergy Posted October 10, 2021 Posted October 10, 2021 On 10/8/2021 at 9:46 PM, Just Jack said: And I thought I was the only one that could do that. Same Quote
Mike in Horseheads Posted October 13, 2021 Posted October 13, 2021 I hope the bears have Geico insurance on their caves since Yogi and Boo Boo do. I wonder when they hibernate if they wake up scratch their ass and take a biggg shitt whilst reading all the newspapers Quote
ExiledInIllinois Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 (edited) 1 hour ago, Beerball said: Just protecting the property values from those gaudy decorations. Betcha the Homeowner's Association sent them! 😏 Edited December 11, 2021 by ExiledInIllinois Quote
BuffaloBill Posted December 11, 2021 Posted December 11, 2021 6 hours ago, Beerball said: At least he left Santa alone. Quote
BringBackFergy Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 Well, there goes Christmas next year. Thanks a lot bears!! https://www.sciencealert.com/polar-bears-have-officially-been-recorded-hunting-reindeer-for-the-first-time/amp Quote
BuffaloBill Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 7 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Well, there goes Christmas next year. Thanks a lot bears!! https://www.sciencealert.com/polar-bears-have-officially-been-recorded-hunting-reindeer-for-the-first-time/amp The horror of it. Quote
BringBackFergy Posted December 31, 2021 Posted December 31, 2021 36 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: The horror of it. Tells us something about the OP who idolizes these killing machines. Quote
BuffaloBill Posted January 1, 2022 Posted January 1, 2022 19 hours ago, BringBackFergy said: Tells us something about the OP who idolizes these killing machines. I assume you know the following about him: He likes to consume cheep beer from rotund containers - that basically match the shape of his oversized, but useless, head His fascination with bears originates from his sexually deviant “relationship” with Winnie-the Pooh that started after he became bored with picnic tables He, for years has suffered from a steady degradation in his already low I.Q. - this is likely the result of a parasite infection acquired in his childhood imitation of bears ingesting raw salmon whilst the fish are attempting to reach their spawning grounds He hold a bizarre fascination with all things Asian carp. On the positive side, his wife is a lovely creature. How she chose him is a depressing mystery. Rumor has it that she was married whilst in a drug induced coma and has suffered from Stockholm syndrome since the day of her “nuptials.” What do you know of @Beerball? 1 Quote
Beerball Posted January 1, 2022 Author Posted January 1, 2022 7 minutes ago, BuffaloBill said: What do you know of @Beerball? I am told that he is a wise and wonderful person. 1 1 Quote
BuffaloBill Posted January 4, 2022 Posted January 4, 2022 Unlike all of you ugly, snoring, old curmudgeons, aren’t they cute? (Mamma and baby bears taking afternoon nap in a suburban tree) Quote
Beerball Posted January 6, 2022 Author Posted January 6, 2022 Deers, the silent killers of the forest. Quote
Mike in Horseheads Posted January 8, 2022 Posted January 8, 2022 In honor of Beerballs BD.... 1 Quote
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