Lil' Uzi rapper pays $24 million to have diamond implanted in his forehead

[Royale with Cheese]

Someone is going to cut his head off.

 

 

[RaoulDuke79]

Should have had them insert a brain during the procedure. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Didn't Lil' Uzi remember what happened to Vision?! 😳

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I could pop that thing out with my pocket knife.

[BuffaloBill]

20 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I could pop that thing out with my pocket knife.

 

Use a screwdriver....

[ChevyVanMiller]

2 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Didn't Lil' Uzi remember what happened to Vision?! 😳

 

[thenorthremembers]

We pay the wrong people millions.  

[Fr. Jerk]

If you gonna boss you gotta floss, ya dig? 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

Remember all those 60s detective shows where at some point the real 'ice' is replaced by phony gems?

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"It's nothing but paste...fake!"

[Nextmanup]

On 3/26/2021 at 10:22 AM, Royale with Cheese said:

Someone is going to cut his head off.

 

 

That is a great idea for a drug lord film set in Mexico among the cartels down there.

 

Drug Lord dude gets idea to implant diamond in his forehead; rival orders the recovery of the diamond; guys sent to do the dirty work resort to cutting head off to quickly get the rock without damaging it....bring entire head with stone intact to whomever ordered it.

 

It's great moment in Hollywood history waiting to happen.

 

 

[RaoulDuke79]

I can't understand it, anyone with the name Lil  Uzi is likely to make better decisions. 

[Mark Vader]

2 hours ago, Nextmanup said:

That is a great idea for a drug lord film set in Mexico among the cartels down there.

 

Drug Lord dude gets idea to implant diamond in his forehead; rival orders the recovery of the diamond; guys sent to do the dirty work resort to cutting head off to quickly get the rock without damaging it....bring entire head with stone intact to whomever ordered it.

 

It's great moment in Hollywood history waiting to happen.

 

 

Thanks for giving away the ending

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

1 hour ago, Mark Vader said:

Thanks for giving away the ending

I think he stole it from 'The Godfather'.  The scene where the guy wakes up with Frau Blücher's head in his bed.

[Bray Wyatt]

so did this cover the cost of said diamond? and was the diamond worth 24 mill?

[Greg S]

On 3/27/2021 at 4:19 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

I can't understand it, anyone with the name Lil  Uzi is likely to make better decisions. 

 

I can't understand how he could make millions of dollars?

[RaoulDuke79]

2 hours ago, Greg S said:

 

I can't understand how he could make millions of dollars?

Putting Lil' in front of your name opens a lot of doors.

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

On 3/26/2021 at 10:22 AM, Royale with Cheese said:

Someone is going to cut his head off.

Super Glue once a week is so much less expensive 

 

[Chef Jim]

Tell me you make too much money without telling me you make too much money. 

[Fr. Jerk]

I hope he puts another in.

[NoSaint]

On 3/29/2021 at 3:00 PM, Bray Wyatt said:

so did this cover the cost of said diamond? and was the diamond worth 24 mill?

no that was just the procedure. Diamond was extra.