Beane is a witch

[Nextmanup]

54 minutes ago, Doc said:

What if he identifies as a witch?

A "witch" need not be female.

 

 

 

 

[Steve Billieve]

13 hours ago, Big Turk said:

He got a 3rd for TT. Just saying.

But not just any third, the very first third! Imagine someone who is not a witch turning down the very first fourth!

[Mr. WEO]

On 2/13/2021 at 3:46 PM, Steve Billieve said:

I know I know sounds crazy but hear me out. Everyone likes to focus on us basically getting a second for TT or any of the other impossible deals he's made, but the real story is what happens to teams that beat us in playoff games. By all accounts his powers only seem to be growing. Lets look at the fAcTS:

 

Starting with our loss to the Jags in 2018.  They then proceed to keep Marrone, sign Minshew and unleash 5-11, 6-10, 1-15 seasons before deciding to tear it all down.

 

Not to be outdone the Texans decided to ruin their franchise in a single season and prove once and for all that you can have the best statistical performance from a QB and still suck.

First they let Clowney walk. Then they lock in their QB long term only to piss him off by literally giving away the best receiver in the league. They then proceed to go 4-12, this sounds bad but it's actually worse, two of their wins were against, you guessed it, the Jags. Then they decide football decisions are better made by their church, trap themselves with a disgruntled QB on an enormous new extension, and cut J.J. Watt.

 

Then the Chiefs. While the events leading up the SB are nothing to joke about, their performance certainly is. If I'm Andy Reid my top priority is finding out where Beane keeps his voodoo dolls.

 

We've been cursed for years, but the polarity has finally switched. Go Bills!

 

 

Except they "literally" locked their QB (which prompted tears of joy)  in  6 MONTHS AFTER "giving away their best receiver", and, despite this, he subsequently had his best season ever (by far).

[Steve Billieve]

Not going to let facts get in the way of a good witch hunt!

[Call_Of_Ktulu]

I would say he is more of a Wizard or a Warlock over a Witch.

[Over 29 years of fanhood]

On 2/13/2021 at 3:46 PM, Steve Billieve said:

I know I know sounds crazy but hear me out. Everyone likes to focus on us basically getting a second for TT or any of the other impossible deals he's made, but the real story is what happens to teams that beat us in playoff games. By all accounts his powers only seem to be growing. Lets look at the fAcTS:

 

Starting with our loss to the Jags in 2018.  They then proceed to keep Marrone, sign Minshew and unleash 5-11, 6-10, 1-15 seasons before deciding to tear it all down.

 

Not to be outdone the Texans decided to ruin their franchise in a single season and prove once and for all that you can have the best statistical performance from a QB and still suck.

First they let Clowney walk. Then they lock in their QB long term only to piss him off by literally giving away the best receiver in the league. They then proceed to go 4-12, this sounds bad but it's actually worse, two of their wins were against, you guessed it, the Jags. Then they decide football decisions are better made by their church, trap themselves with a disgruntled QB on an enormous new extension, and cut J.J. Watt.

 

Then the Chiefs. While the events leading up the SB are nothing to joke about, their performance certainly is. If I'm Andy Reid my top priority is finding out where Beane keeps his voodoo dolls.

 

We've been cursed for years, but the polarity has finally switched. Go Bills!

So why wasn’t he doing his voodoo before or during those games instead of after?? 

[Buffalo Barbarian]

On 2/13/2021 at 3:50 PM, Hapless Bills Fan said:

INteresting.

 

But how do you know it's Beane with the Voodoo dolls, eh?

 

Is that a steroid bottle in your avatar

 

 

[Hapless Bills Fan]

1 hour ago, Buffalo Barbarian said:

Is that a steroid bottle in your avatar

 

Read the label.  I can, on both mobile device and computer.

 

[Buffalo716]

4 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

Read the label.  I can, on both mobile device and computer.

 

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