Steve Billieve Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 I know I know sounds crazy but hear me out. Everyone likes to focus on us basically getting a second for TT or any of the other impossible deals he's made, but the real story is what happens to teams that beat us in playoff games. By all accounts his powers only seem to be growing. Lets look at the fAcTS: Starting with our loss to the Jags in 2018. They then proceed to keep Marrone, sign Minshew and unleash 5-11, 6-10, 1-15 seasons before deciding to tear it all down. Not to be outdone the Texans decided to ruin their franchise in a single season and prove once and for all that you can have the best statistical performance from a QB and still suck. First they let Clowney walk. Then they lock in their QB long term only to piss him off by literally giving away the best receiver in the league. They then proceed to go 4-12, this sounds bad but it's actually worse, two of their wins were against, you guessed it, the Jags. Then they decide football decisions are better made by their church, trap themselves with a disgruntled QB on an enormous new extension, and cut J.J. Watt. Then the Chiefs. While the events leading up the SB are nothing to joke about, their performance certainly is. If I'm Andy Reid my top priority is finding out where Beane keeps his voodoo dolls. We've been cursed for years, but the polarity has finally switched. Go Bills! 1 15 1
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 INteresting. But how do you know it's Beane with the Voodoo dolls, eh? 1 3
FireChans Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 8 minutes ago, Steve Billieve said: I know I know sounds crazy but hear me out. Everyone likes to focus on us basically getting a second for TT or any of the other impossible deals he's made, but the real story is what happens to teams that beat us in playoff games. By all accounts his powers only seem to be growing. Lets look at the fAcTS: Starting with our loss to the Jags in 2018. They then proceed to keep Marrone, sign Minshew and unleash 5-11, 6-10, 1-15 seasons before deciding to tear it all down. Not to be outdone the Texans decided to ruin their franchise in a single season and prove once and for all that you can have the best statistical performance from a QB and still suck. First they let Clowney walk. Then they lock in their QB long term only to piss him off by literally giving away the best receiver in the league. They then proceed to go 4-12, this sounds bad but it's actually worse, two of their wins were against, you guessed it, the Jags. Then they decide football decisions are better made by their church, trap themselves with a disgruntled QB on an enormous new extension, and cut J.J. Watt. Then the Chiefs. While the events leading up the SB are nothing to joke about, their performance certainly is. If I'm Andy Reid my top priority is finding out where Beane keeps his voodoo dolls. We've been cursed for years, but the polarity has finally switched. Go Bills! Yes, everyone knows the Chiefs have basically been clawing to be the Bills the last 4 seasons. 1
Steve Billieve Posted February 13, 2021 Author Posted February 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said: INteresting. But how do you know it's Beane with the Voodoo dolls, eh? Couple of high level meetings discussing the tea leaves.
3rdand12 Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 This off season is a fine test for McBeanes with their scouting and deal making prowess. seriously. Hoping for some gems again Brandon. Call the Coven together again and get er done Keep D William and Smoke, and get us Bud Dupree all while extending Allen lol
Rc2catch Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 Soooooo... Is it safe to say next season the fan base and media completely turns on Mahomes because of his mom and his girl? Due to this increase in scrutiny he proceeds to Winston it with a 30-30 season? Tyreek Hill and Hardman slow down on routes all season because of Mahomes inaccuracies and almost getting them decapitated. The great Kelce in an effort to cement his status as best tight end in history decides its time to show he’s the best blocker ever and refuses to run any routes.. Andy Reid retires due to his family issues that have plagued him for years. Bienemy refuses to step up to coach hoping next offseason Houston will interview him finally. meanwhile Beane is just sitting in a press box somewhere with his shades on and a grin. 3
DabillsDaBillsDaBills Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 1 minute ago, Doc said: Did he turn you into a newt? Does he weigh the same as a duck ? 3 1
H2o Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 Beane currently laughing at the Texans' plight. 3
Hapless Bills Fan Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 11 minutes ago, Steve Billieve said: Couple of high level meetings discussing the tea leaves. Hm. What kind of car do you drive? 2
3rdand12 Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, Rc2catch said: Soooooo... Is it safe to say next season the fan base and media completely turns on Mahomes because of his mom and his girl? Due to this increase in scrutiny he proceeds to Winston it with a 30-30 season? Tyreek Hill and Hardman slow down on routes all season because of Mahomes inaccuracies and almost getting them decapitated. The great Kelce in an effort to cement his status as best tight end in history decides its time to show he’s the best blocker ever and refuses to run any routes.. Andy Reid retires due to his family issues that have plagued him for years. Bienemy refuses to step up to coach hoping next offseason Houston will interview him finally. meanwhile Beane is just sitting in a press box somewhere with his shades on and a grin. its possible
3rdand12 Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 2 minutes ago, DabillsDaBillsDaBills said: Does he weigh the same as a duck ? a wooden duck ? 3 minutes ago, H2o said: Beane currently laughing at the Texans' plight. awesome ! 1
TailgateChef Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 7 minutes ago, Doc said: Did he turn you into a newt? He got better. 3 1
Doc Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 1 minute ago, TailgateChef said: He got better. Did he? JK!
LABILLBACKER Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 37 minutes ago, Steve Billieve said: I know I know sounds crazy but hear me out. Everyone likes to focus on us basically getting a second for TT or any of the other impossible deals he's made, but the real story is what happens to teams that beat us in playoff games. By all accounts his powers only seem to be growing. Lets look at the fAcTS: Starting with our loss to the Jags in 2018. They then proceed to keep Marrone, sign Minshew and unleash 5-11, 6-10, 1-15 seasons before deciding to tear it all down. Not to be outdone the Texans decided to ruin their franchise in a single season and prove once and for all that you can have the best statistical performance from a QB and still suck. First they let Clowney walk. Then they lock in their QB long term only to piss him off by literally giving away the best receiver in the league. They then proceed to go 4-12, this sounds bad but it's actually worse, two of their wins were against, you guessed it, the Jags. Then they decide football decisions are better made by their church, trap themselves with a disgruntled QB on an enormous new extension, and cut J.J. Watt. Then the Chiefs. While the events leading up the SB are nothing to joke about, their performance certainly is. If I'm Andy Reid my top priority is finding out where Beane keeps his voodoo dolls. We've been cursed for years, but the polarity has finally switched. Go Bills! When is this witch going to cast a spell guaranteeing us a Lombardi? I guess he ran out of pins to put in that Mahomes doll?
Brennan Huff Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 Whenever you see “hear me out” used in the opening sentence you know you can just stop reading right there 1 1 1
Don Otreply Posted February 13, 2021 Posted February 13, 2021 1 hour ago, Doc said: Did he turn you into a newt? He got better... 1
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