Adam Gase . . . seduction coach?

[Arm of Harm]

Adam Gase, recently fired by the New York Jets, is widely expected to return to coaching football in some capacity, with some other team. But, is coaching football truly the best possible use of this man's abilities?

 

The dating coaching or seduction coaching industry is larger than you think, and could represent an enormous opportunity for a man such as Adam Gase. If he enters this industry, his students will probably learn something like the following.

 

Step 1: Start by giving a woman a look which tells her you're a cool guy.

 

 

Step 2: Show the woman you are relaxed, friendly, and approachable, with an expression such as this:

 

Step 3: If the woman tells you of a painful past experience, show her empathy.

 

 

 

Edited February 1, 2021 by Arm of Harm

[Arm of Harm]

Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate.

 

[Albany,n.y.]

Please Stop.  It's going to be a long off season.  

[Aussie Joe]

Da Fuq?

[Special K]

I have one question:

 

What???

 

And one follow-up:

 

Huh???

[JoPoy88]

1 hour ago, Arm of Harm said:

Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate.

 

decided to land here to work on your comedy routine? Thanks but no thanks.

[machine gun kelly]

That was hilarious.  Keep em coming.

[Blokestradamus]

Wouldn't shock me if he was behind this game.

 

 

[RobbRiddick]

I think he'd make a much better birthing coach

[Draconator]

7 hours ago, Arm of Harm said:

Step 4: After you've established rapport with the woman, give her a look which lets her know the time has come to become physically intimate.

 

 

Step 5: Adam can't hide his disappointment in Steps 1 though 4.

 

[Coach Tuesday]

This was not very funny.  

[Johnnycage46]

I'll stick with the D.E.N.N.I.S. system, thank you very much!

[H2o]

7 hours ago, Arm of Harm said:

Adam Gase, recently fired by the New York Jets, is widely expected to return to coaching football in some capacity, with some other team. But, is coaching football truly the best possible use of this man's abilities?

 

The dating coaching or seduction coaching industry is larger than you think, and could represent an enormous opportunity for a man such as Adam Gase. If he enters this industry, his students will probably learn something like the following.

 

Step 1: Start by giving a woman a look which tells her you're a cool guy.

 

 

Step 2: Show the woman you are relaxed, friendly, and approachable, with an expression such as this:

 

Step 3: If the woman tells you of a painful past experience, show her empathy.

 

 

 

[papazoid]

the woman's first question......what color are my eyes ?

[Mr. WEO]

my crappy iPhone 8 says it's 2021.   Guess it's time for the upgrade.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

59 minutes ago, RobbRiddick said:

I think he'd make a much better birthing coach

If you don't mind the child climbing back inside upon seeing this mug:

[BuffaninSarasota]

Are you here all week? .......Try the veal

[T master]

Scary dude . Some coaches are just better off as a coordinator than a HC he is apparently 1 of those because as a HC he sucks pretty bad !! 

 

I think the Denver run with Peyton was more Peyton than Gase !! 

[TheFunPolice]

Gase built an entire career off of sending play suggestions to Peyton Manning for Peyton to either take or ignore.

 

He could end up as Campbell's  kneecap biter in Detroit!

 

 

 

 

 

Edited February 1, 2021 by TheFunPolice

[RiotAct]

wtf