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Who looks the sexiest (on the football field) Allen or Mahomes?  

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  1. 1. Who's the more sexy of the two new faces of the NFL?



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5 minutes ago, Blokestradamus said:

I understand something like 'He's not really my type' but to 'Ewwww Gross' Jimmy G?

Unacceptable.

 

I calls it like I sees it.  I'd rather have Mongo (Jon Feliciano). 

 

He is, after all, a "Classy Bougie Ratchet".  We have D-Dawk's word on that.

 

26 minutes ago, Figster said:

Allen looks like a stud muffin behind center...

 

Stallion.  He looks like a stallion.

Or maybe it's actually a Grizzly Bear.

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2 hours ago, Giuseppe Tognarelli said:

From the female perspective, what is it about Jimmy G that makes him the sexiest?

He's an incredibly good looking man.  Love his smile.  He's like George Clooney good looking.  (Although I think Clooney is more good looking.)

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38 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

Until Trevor Lawrence gets drafted.  I can't even look at that mother *****.

Gruesome, but Mahomes is fuglier. When he was born, the doctor slapped his mother.

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3 hours ago, RoyBatty is alive said:

Mahomes looks somewhat like a Muppet...and then when his high voice kicks in......esp with that hair

His mullet mohawk combo is so bizarre. State Farm would have to pay me to have that do.

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I honestly just can't stand Mahomes's haircut.  I don't know what it is about it but it just looks like a cabbage patch kid doll with a mohawk.

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5 minutes ago, njbuff said:

No, this thread isn't creepy.

This is nothing compared to watching the BuffaloPlus live stream on YouTube. The amount of comment made at Jenna Cottrell are skin crawling creepy. 

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So, I'll vote Josh b/c, reasons (cough, homerism).

 

Re @jkeeriecomments: The sexiest in the league is Jimmy G, hands down.  As a heterosexual male, I gotta admit that he's a handsome m-fer, damn him.

 

Lastly, I'm going off the board Alex, w an unpopular take:

 

On the "in shorts" issue, I'd have to take Baker (who I don't like) over Joshua P. I mean, that dude's legs are massive. His vastus medialis looks like a body-builder's, male or female.

 

JA is gonna have to step up his squat game.

 

Truth to power.

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I have concerns here.

 

lol

44 minutes ago, njbuff said:

No, this thread isn't creepy.

maybe a tinch

2 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

LOL

 

Seems to me I've seen some pretty good acting jobs from Mahomes

Part of the job training.
The refs can be your friends.
 

if you are either Josh or Patrick kinda hot :)

 

oh goodness

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1 minute ago, LeGOATski said:

He looks normal at least. Mahomes looks weird and disproportionate in uniform.

Lol, he kinda does look weird in uniform

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Allen needs to get rid of the scruffy neard but my god is that big tall oak just so smooth and sexy out there.... Mahomes walks like he’s just been “rear ended” in some sort of weird locker room hazing incident or has a gate that’s similar to a “Karen” asking “to see the manager”. 
 

This is Allen in a landslide. 

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38 minutes ago, Stank_Nasty said:

Allen needs to get rid of the scruffy neard but my god is that big tall oak just so smooth and sexy out there.... Mahomes walks like he’s just been “rear ended” in some sort of weird locker room hazing incident or has a gate that’s similar to a “Karen” asking “to see the manager”. 
 

This is Allen in a landslide. 

Exactly!  I always thought Mahomes walks like he's clenching a dime in his butt.

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Mahomes has a Chia pet on his head and Allen looks like he could take on The Undertaker in a match.

2 hours ago, The Wiz said:

This is nothing compared to watching the BuffaloPlus live stream on YouTube. The amount of comment made at Jenna Cottrell are skin crawling creepy. 


She’s hot and I’ll just leave it at that. 😁

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5 hours ago, Blokestradamus said:

 

I understand something like 'He's not really my type' but to 'Ewwww Gross' Jimmy G?

 

Unacceptable.

So where does McCaffrey and last but certainly not least, Kuechly fit into all this heterosexuality?:wub:

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