DallasBillsFan1 Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 I always planned that if the Bills won the Superbowl, I would fly to Buffalo to join the party and go to the parade, celebrate, drink Labatts ... etc. Of course, with Covid and rules about travel and having to quarantine ... I am left with two choices. Stay in Texas, or smuggle myself into NYS. When someone flys into Buffalo from a Texas market, isn't there a health declaration? Can anyone recommend an illegal crossing point from Canada into Buffalo? Maybe there is a catapult in Canada that can get me over to NYS? Or a hot air balloon? I'll pay good $$. Suggestions? 2
T&C Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 I like this thread... how to be illegal and asking for suggestions on how to be illegal. 5 2 1
MiltonWaddams Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 10:00 PM, WMDman said: use the tunnels like el chappo Expand Yeah! The tunnels used to import the Quebec Bleu Cheese.
jkx2 Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Fly to Ohio and drive in. It's not like there's border check points with machine guns. 2
WhoTom Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Quote For any traveler to New York State from a noncontiguous state, US territory or CDC level 2 and higher country, the new guidelines for travelers to test-out of the mandatory 10-day quarantine are below: For travelers who were out-of-state for more than 24 hours: Travelers must obtain a test within three days of departure, prior to arrival in New York. The traveler must, upon arrival in New York, quarantine for three days. On day 4 of their quarantine, the traveler must obtain another COVID test. If both tests comes back negative, the traveler may exit quarantine early upon receipt of the second negative diagnostic test. Expand https://coronavirus.health.ny.gov/covid-19-travel-advisory 1
Call_Of_Ktulu Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 9:59 PM, DallasBillsFan1 said: I always planned that if the Bills won the Superbowl, I would fly to Buffalo to join the party and go to the parade, celebrate, drink Labatts ... etc. Of course, with Covid and rules about travel and having to quarantine ... I am left with two choices. Stay in Texas, or smuggle myself into NYS. When someone flys into Buffalo from a Texas market, isn't there a health declaration? Can anyone recommend an illegal crossing point from Canada into Buffalo? Maybe there is a catapult in Canada that can get me over to NYS? Or a hot air balloon? I'll pay good $$. Suggestions? Expand That living cardboard cut out bud light commercial might really work.
TheBrownBear Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 just fly in and quarantine at the airport for two weeks. it has wifi so you can work from there. 1
CowgirlsFan Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 10:07 PM, jkx2 said: Fly to Ohio and drive in. It's not like there's border check points with machine guns. Expand Best suggestion.
Heathcliff Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Come on over to my house and eat wings, Buffalo chicken dip, and Labatts Blue with my Bills family. Sachse, Tx 1
Whites Bay Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 10:07 PM, 4_kidd_4 said: I have a suggestion. Stay home. Expand This. Not meaning to be a jerk, but Labatts can be found at your local supermarket. Just chill. The Bills will be back doing the same thing next year. 1
Don Otreply Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 10:03 PM, T&C said: I like this thread... how to be illegal and asking for suggestions on how to be illegal. Expand This is an example of how absolutely effective the dumbing down of America has been... I’m thinking an IQ of high fifties low sixties... 1
Matt_In_NH Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Try swimming across the top of the falls. No one will suspect that 2
RevWarRifleman Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 10:07 PM, jkx2 said: Fly to Ohio and drive in. It's not like there's border check points with machine guns. Expand Not yet anyways.
4_kidd_4 Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 10:23 PM, mattynh said: Try swimming across the top of the falls. No one will suspect that Expand This guy smuggles.
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 On 1/6/2021 at 9:59 PM, DallasBillsFan1 said: I always planned that if the Bills won the Superbowl, I would fly to Buffalo to join the party and go to the parade, celebrate, drink Labatts ... etc. Of course, with Covid and rules about travel and having to quarantine ... I am left with two choices. Stay in Texas, or smuggle myself into NYS. When someone flys into Buffalo from a Texas market, isn't there a health declaration? Can anyone recommend an illegal crossing point from Canada into Buffalo? Maybe there is a catapult in Canada that can get me over to NYS? Or a hot air balloon? I'll pay good $$. Suggestions? Expand pay $ to get a covid test
BillsfaninSB Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 Swim across Lake Ontario but start in Kingston, Ontario, CA.
HOUSE Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 The best way to get in is to spray yourself black then cling to the underside of a 18 wheeler.
seven&nine Posted January 6, 2021 Posted January 6, 2021 who told you about the catapult? that was supposed to be a secret.
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