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Also at a Bills game. I think the Patriots IT dept. is not going to like playing us

 He probably heard from the NFL about that one because of the multi million contract with Microsoft.

BTW, I think the Gofundme to buy them a new phone is awesome, especially since the money will (should) end up going to charity

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"I'm sorry sir but your credit card is maxed out due to prior payments to the refs, you will be unable to pay them off tonight.  Try earning it outright and trust the process!"

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"Hello, I'd like to schedule a massage for my boss as a late Christmas gift, he has a favorite girl....she's not in? what about his second favorite girl? she's not in either? and the other girls don't provide the same service?!?! *****"

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  On 12/29/2020 at 3:36 PM, Limeaid said:
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For suggestions on how to further tarnish your legacy press #1, to inquire about available NFL head coaching vacancies press #2, for ways to stop Josh Allen and the Bills offense press #3... #3... you have selected #3, if this is correct, press #1... #1... please stay on the line, there are... T-H-I-R-T-Y... callers ahead of you, your wait time is... T-E-N... to... F-I-F-T-E-E-E-N... seasons... please stay on the line (annoying muzak begins to play). 

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