Dwayne Haskins "Private Birthday Party for Girlfriend" (featuring large handfuls of cash, but not a strip club) [edited title]

[Luka]

2 minutes ago, Joe Ferguson said:

Didn't the Bills of the 90's partied like this the night before the Super Bowls? 

 

So the story goes.

Basically, the Cowboys were more consistent at banging hookers, blowing lines of coke and drinking all night. Boys from small town Buffalo never stood a chance lol.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

4 hours ago, Mango said:

But lets be honest, if you bring 4 of them back to your hotel and have mimosas in the morning, you have most definitely crossed the line from stripper to escort. 

Not so fast there, oarsman!  Maybe the girls weren't the ones being paid...🤔😁

 

[T&C]

9 minutes ago, Joe Ferguson said:

Didn't the Bills of the 90's partied like this the night before the Super Bowls? 

Yukatan Liquor Stand on Westshore in Tampa... was two nights before though, met a ***** ton of players that night, this would be SB25.

[Mat68]

Hes going to be like Manziel.  At the end of the day its ok.  Some people love football.  Some people get to the NFL because they are big and athletic.  All their live they were natural at athletics.  In the NFL everyone is a great athlete.  Who works harder succeeds.  He very well may like what football brings and not the other stuff.  Ie practice, film study.  The work.

[Saxum]

4 hours ago, Mango said:

The headlines keep reading Haskins maskless at a strip club. Which is irresponsible when you are currently the starting QB (Alex Smith, out). But lets be honest, if you bring 4 of them back to your hotel and have mimosas in the morning, you have most definitely crossed the line from stripper to escort. 

 

Also, can we talk about the fact that he gave them all his own t-shirts/jerserys? Does the dude just travel with his own merch to give out to hookers? 

 

 

 

 

One of them looks more likely to be a maid.

[RobbRiddick]

I hope he didn't have a buddy there with him, that would have been a very confusing conversation:

 

"I'll have the one wearing number 7"

[Like A Mofo]

The face isn't the only part of his body he should have had a mask on that night

[Teddy KGB]

13 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

 

One of them looks more likely to be a maid.

And you look like Brad Pitt huh 🤦🏼‍♂️🤦🏼‍♂️

[SageAgainstTheMachine]

He's having a great time and I'm sure that's what's important to him right now.  I suspect that later on in life no amount of memories of getting laid by strippers can make up for the fact that you blew your opportunity to be great at something.

[YoloinOhio]

5 hours ago, ogham26 said:

he just had a better night than 99% of us will ever have in our life 😂

One of them is his girlfriend and another is the girlfriend of a current MSU bball player 

[YoloinOhio]

1 hour ago, Mango said:

 

 

Fair. 

Also I just googled where he grew up (high school), Potomac, MD. I should maybe back pedal from my hot take slightly. Average home cost is 855k to 1.1M depending on your source. If he got out of there at 750k he was actually pretty frugal. 

He went to school with Dan Snyder’s son (Bullis School). 

[T&C]

40 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

 

One of them looks more likely to be a maid.

Isn't that what role playing is all about? 

[DrPJax]

4 hours ago, fergie's ire said:

That he is hanging out with strippers is not the issue.  That he is hanging out with strippers and neither he nor they are wearing masks IS the issue.  He's putting his team at risk.  Remember what happened to the Broncos?  And this while the Football Team is trying to make the playoffs.

You forget that strip clubs are essential businesses and so he surely felt it was just as safe as, as, as , as, going to the liquor store to pick up supplies for mimosa’ s in the morning!  I’m told there is usually good air flow as fans aimed at the dance floor help circulate usually high quality air found in these businesses. He does have what appears to be a mask like garment on his head which he probably temporarily slid up off his face just to hydrate as he recovered from the grief, sadness and physical exertion post game.
 

Most may be forgetting strippers are young, healthy specimens who live by doctrine of herd immunity as they are known to share viruses, passing them freely so those that frequent strip clubs can help develop immunity throughout the community.  I am sure Haskins also is aware if you can’t always stay 6 feet apart , limit your exposure time and that’s obvious as he chose 5 women to share company with so they could limit their conversation time to 11 min / hour ( 5. Min allowed change position, um , location per hour). And finally, it’s obvious Haskins has outgrown the narcissism he was accused of earlier In his career as he provided all of the young women with  all matching athletic gear as they may have not been expecting to spend an entire night away from home, family , etc.  After a hard  day socializing in the rigorous club industry, where it’s not uncommon to be down on  their hands and knees cleaning up spilled drinks or fluids that hit the floor from overzealous patrons who like the experience of someone dancing on the unfortunately small tables placed  to help social distancing, I suspect Haskins was just empathetically trying to give some working girls a well deserved break from their humdrum careers. 
 

Sometimes pictures don’t covey the whole story and I think it’s possible Haskins is just the victim of how social media may be  quick to draw conclusions about fine young athletes who have had to struggle their whole lives against oppression and financial hardship, paying their way through college as they focus on possible career paths post football, shrewdly aware the average NFL  longevity is 3 years!   Haskins was a fine young man throughout his entire stay of ONE long season at THE Ohio State University, so I think he deserves the benefit of any doubt!  Hopefully Rivera will give him what he has earned, a third or fourth opportunity at a shot to be a member of  the well run organization we all know of as the Red,,,,,( oops) WASHINGTON FOOTBALL TEAM!  
 

Merry Christmas and let’s go get that first Super Bowl victory as we begin our decade of domination! Go Bills ! 

[T&C]

What in the ***** did I just read?!

[BillsShredder83]

1 hour ago, Joe Ferguson said:

Didn't the Bills of the 90's partied like this the night before the Super Bowls? 

I just saw strippers and alcohol.... was there a mound of powder on that table somewhere i couldn't see?

[Ed_Formerly_of_Roch]

5 hours ago, Mango said:

The headlines keep reading Haskins maskless at a strip club. Which is irresponsible when you are currently the starting QB (Alex Smith, out). But lets be honest, if you bring 4 of them back to your hotel and have mimosas in the morning, you have most definitely crossed the line from stripper to escort. 

 

Also, can we talk about the fact that he gave them all his own t-shirts/jerserys? Does the dude just travel with his own merch to give out to hookers? 

 

 

 

If those are escorts, he could do better!

 

To me the most amazing part is in this day and age, how did he possibly think there wouldn't be photo's online of all this?

[mushypeaches]

I keep looking at this guy and wondering if he has any "purple drank"

 

And wondering what we would think if our regime drafted this dipsh*t

 

[Hapless Bills Fan]

55 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

One of them is his girlfriend and another is the girlfriend of a current MSU bball player 

 

Yolo, you're spoiling the prurient imaginings of the denizens here.

[hemma]

The one on our right chugs.

[Chaos]

If he is suspended for four games as the rules say he should, he will likely get cut & not play for the Washington football team again.