I'm Tired of the End Crusts on Loaves of Bread

[ExiledInIllinois]

1 minute ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

Buns don't fall into "loaf" category. I'll die on that sword.

What about pinching a loaf between two buns? Does that count?

[Gugny]

58 minutes ago, MPL said:

Man, oh man. This post is a bread end.

 

57 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

Don't be a heel........

 

These jokes are stale.

[Seasons1992]

6 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

These jokes are stale.

 

I was hoping you'd stop by.

[MPL]

1 hour ago, MPL said:

Man, oh man. This post is a bread end.

 

1 hour ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

Don't be a heel........

 

7 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

 

These jokes are stale.

 

Hell, I'd say there's a grain of truth in that.

[BuffaloBill]

6 hours ago, Gugny said:

I refer to them as the "heels."

 

I love the heels.

 

 

You are a heel 😄 ... just in the sense that you are what you eat.. right?

2 hours ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

Don't be a heel........

 My joke is worse

[ExiledInIllinois]

2 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

 

These jokes are stale.

It's the yeast we can do to try and please you!  You deserve butter...

[WhoTom]

3 hours ago, Gugny said:

These jokes are stale.

 

Stale jokes are my bread and butter.

[Irv]

7 hours ago, WhoTom said:

How do you feel about hamburger buns? I mean, both sides are "ends."

 

Touche'  Duly noted

[OZBILLS]

3 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

It's the yeast we can do to try and please you!  You deserve butter...

 

You are a pane in the ass

[Greybeard]

   Nothing better than the ends of a good loaf of French or Italian bread.

[Augie]

12 hours ago, mead107 said:

Do you lick heels 👠 

 

Is that a Rex reference??? 

[NoSaint]

12 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

Dude... They are called: The Heels.

 

And, it's the best part!

Your Bride makes you sammiches?  I must be doing something wrong! 

Where do we start?

[Gugny]

4 hours ago, WhoTom said:

 

Stale jokes are my bread and butter.

 

I like your rye sense of humor.

[ExiledInIllinois]

48 minutes ago, NoSaint said:

Where do we start?

I am not kneady.  I don't want naan of that!

[OZBILLS]

9 hours ago, Greybeard said:

   Nothing better than the ends of a good loaf of French or Italian bread.

Slathered in butter....love. it

[NoSaint]

8 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

I am not kneady.  I don't want naan of that!

 

I thought that would get more of a rise out of you, but you are on a roll with these 

[ExiledInIllinois]

4 minutes ago, NoSaint said:

 

I thought that would get more of a rise out of you, but you are on a roll with these 

I am a radical baker... Always going against the grain. 

[Beerball]

On 12/9/2020 at 9:17 PM, Irv said:

I just throw out the ends.  Wouldn't it be way better of the just sold the middle parts and used the ends for croutons, bread crumbs, whatever...anything else or something else?  I won't make a sandwich, French toast, grilled cheese, anything with the ends.  Kids don't like them either. 

 

Yes. I am working from home.  Yes. I do make my lunch every day.  And yes. I still need to get a life. 

Would this be the outer or inner crust? Thanks, asking for @Gugny

[Seasons1992]

12 hours ago, OZBILLS said:

 

You are a pane in the ass

 

10 hours ago, Gugny said:

 

I like your rye sense of humor.

 

1 hour ago, NoSaint said:

 

I thought that would get more of a rise out of you, but you are on a roll with these 

 

[WhoTom]

Some of you guys should do stand-up comedy. I hear there's a lot of dough in bread jokes.