Time Travel: What 3 words would you say to your 18 year old self?

[PastaJoe]

Buy Microsoft stock

[SinceThe70s]

Party on dude!

[4merper4mer]

No aliens exist

[Buffalo716]

Honestly at 18, I was a know it all punk

 

I honestly would just walk up to me and punch me in the mouth lol

 

But then 18-year-old me would probably kick the crap out of me

[Not at the table Karlos]

11 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

Honestly at 18, I was a know it all punk

 

I honestly would just walk up to me and punch me in the mouth lol

 

But then 18-year-old me would probably kick the crap out of me

Same. 

[TBBills]

18 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Saw this topic on Twitter and thought it would make for an interesting OTW thread.

 

If you could go back in time and you could say ONLY 3 words to yourself at age 18, what would you say?  I saw a lot of different, clever ideas...curious to see what you all come up with.  I’ll post later what I posted on Twitter.

Don't date Jessica....

[BUFFALOKIE]

Finish your bachelors

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

54 minutes ago, TBBills said:

Don't date Jessica....

 

Mine was “don’t date Shannon.”

 

Girl I dated waaaayyyy to long and caused me a lot of problems including a trip to the ER at the end of the relationship when she nearly severed my right ear by smashing a flower pot across my face.  😂

[4merper4mer]

3 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Mine was “don’t date Shannon.”

 

Girl I dated waaaayyyy to long and caused me a lot of problems including a trip to the ER at the end of the relationship when she nearly severed my right ear by smashing a flower pot across my face.  😂

Did the geraniums survive?

[Johnny Hammersticks]

22 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

Did the geraniums survive?

 

😂 By the damage done I’m going to assume it was a small shrubbery.  I had so much blood in my eyes, I couldn’t see much until the restaurant owner gave me some kitchen towel on my way out the door.

 

This girl was nuttier than squirrel turds.  

[K-9]

This will pass

[eSJayDee]

Either "Buy Dell soon", or "Maintain your weight".

[Just Jack]

Buy Google Amazon

 

[ICanSleepWhenI'mDead]

Won't go blind ! ! !

[MarkyMannn]

3 hours ago, TBBills said:

Don't date Jessica....

 

2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Mine was “don’t date Shannon.”

Cheryl #2 was toxic. 

 

Don't let #1 get away.  But I did good 

[rockpile]

Open your eyes.

[Johnny Hammersticks]

23 minutes ago, rockpile said:

Open your eyes.

 

Did you sleep a lot back then?

[Fr. Jerk]

Do the opposite. 

[ExiledInIllinois]

7 minutes ago, The Jerk said:

Do the opposite. 

Exactly what I did! 

[EmotionallyUnstable]

Virus vaccine now!