Time Travel: What 3 words would you say to your 18 year old self?

[Augie]

20 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

Honestly at 18, I was a know it all punk

 

I honestly would just walk up to me and punch me in the mouth lol

 

But then 18-year-old me would probably kick the crap out of me

 

Use your words. 

 

 

[Buffalo716]

19 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

Use your words. 

 

 

You watch your mouth

[Augie]

8 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

You watch your mouth

 

That’s four words. “Watch your mouth” works......never mind. I hate the haiku threads. Blending math and language disturbs me. 

[Buffalo716]

2 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

That’s four words. “Watch your mouth” works......never mind. I hate the haiku threads. Blending math and language disturbs me. 

Lots of concussions

[dpberr]

No flu shot.

[muppy]

Learn self sufficiency

 

Don't settle

 

Everything in Moderation

[OZBILLS]

Nothing

 

 

 

[Nextmanup]

Aside from lots of obvious comments already made (about investing to get rich or nailing more chicks, etc.)

 

I think  I would say something about being more aware of my youth, relishing in it, and making the most of it because it won't always be around.

 

How you say that in 3 words I'm not sure.

 

Basically, I wish I was more aware and appreciative of the benefits of being young when I was younger.

 

 

[Buffalo716]

1 hour ago, Nextmanup said:

Aside from lots of obvious comments already made (about investing to get rich or nailing more chicks, etc.)

 

I think  I would say something about being more aware of my youth, relishing in it, and making the most of it because it won't always be around.

 

How you say that in 3 words I'm not sure.

 

Basically, I wish I was more aware and appreciative of the benefits of being young when I was younger.

 

 

Enjoy your youth

[Seasons1992]

26 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

Enjoy your youth

 

 

 

[Pilsner]

Bitcoin, Bitcoin, Bitcoin

[PromoTheRobot]

Read stuff through.

Edited November 24, 2020 by PromoTheRobot

[boater]

Don't F sluts.

[LeGOATski]

17 seasons - playoffless

[Johnny Hammersticks]

13 hours ago, LeGOATski said:

17 seasons - playoffless

 

....proceeds to watch 18 year old self dive in front of a speeding dump truck.

[LeGOATski]

28 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

....proceeds to watch 18 year old self dive in front of a speeding dump truck.

I guess I could say "17 year drought" and he wouldn't know what I meant. He'd think global warming and an actual drought.....then it would slowly dawn on him as the worthless football seasons piled up

[WhoTom]

44 minutes ago, LeGOATski said:

I guess I could say "17 year drought" and he wouldn't know what I meant. He'd think global warming and an actual drought.....then it would slowly dawn on him as the worthless football seasons piled up

 

Yeah, but he'd know how to place his bet in the 18th year.

 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

2 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

....proceeds to watch 18 year old self dive in front of a speeding dump truck.

Thus, Bills Mafia was born.  Surviving members say "Table diving instead?"

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As for advice:  Nixon's a saint!

[Sweats]

"Smoke less dope"

[Golden*Wheels]

three things, with explainers

 

1. Don't eat McDonalds hamburger that gave you food poisoning which led to massive hemorrhoids.

 

2. Get in shape for crissakes....it'll just be harder when you're 40.

 

3. Don't drink scotch that night and let Mike fall  down the stairs.

Edited November 24, 2020 by Golden*Wheels