What's Your Offspring situation

[RaoulDuke79]

@EmotionallyUnstable got me thinking with his good news about being a father (👏 man). Just curious as to what your offspring situation is. How many parents, grand parents and Hopefully great grandparents do we have on here. Who's in the inception phase and who isn't even thinking about parenthood?

 

2 kids here. 10 & 5.

Edited November 14, 2020 by RaoulDuke79

[Buffalo716]

I got a vasectomy

[Saxum]

51 minutes ago, Buffalo716 said:

I got a vasectomy

 

The technical term is "eunuch".

[Buffalo716]

28 minutes ago, Limeaid said:

 

The technical term is "eunuch".

 

The technical term is stfu lmaooo

 

I don't have my balls cut off 

 

I don't even have a vasectomy, I just like to tell women I do lol

Edited November 14, 2020 by Buffalo716

[Augie]

This has not started well, but I hope it finds a decent path. 

 

Grandparent of a 7 year old here.

Edited November 14, 2020 by Augie

[stuvian]

2 daughters - 24 and 18

[dhg]

2 daughters - 24 and 22

[Gugny]

10 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

I got a vasectomy

 

So did I ... after I became a parent though.

 

1 son - 17.

[RaoulDuke79]

10 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

I got a vasectomy

I need to put this on the calendar. I keep stalling.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

39 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

I need to put this on the calendar. I keep stalling.

By thinking about baseball?  🤔

[RaoulDuke79]

8 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

By thinking about baseball?  🤔

That and a naked Janet Reno.

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

7 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

That and a naked Janet Reno.

Theoretically, a vasectomy can be reversed.  Other methods...

[Seasons1992]

11 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

I got a vasectomy

 

That doesn't mean you don't have two kids aged 14 and 11, like me.....but I'm happy I got it done (divorced) if you know what I mean. 

 

God I'm gross.....

10 hours ago, Buffalo716 said:

I don't even have a vasectomy, I just like to tell women I do lol

 

I feel less dirty now.

37 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

That and a naked Janet Reno.

 

"Heeelllllooooo boys........"

 

[Augie]

24 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

That doesn't mean you don't have two kids aged 14 and 11, like me.....but I'm happy I got it done (divorced) if you know what I mean. 

 

God I'm gross.....

 

I feel less dirty now.

 

"Heeelllllooooo boys........"

 

Hey! Is that Roger Goodell’s yearbook photo? 

[Beerball]

16 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said:

@EmotionallyUnstable got me thinking with his good news about being a father (👏 man). Just curious as to what your offspring situation is. How many parents, grand parents and Hopefully great grandparents do we have on here. Who's in the inception phase and who isn't even thinking about parenthood?

 

2 kids here. 10 & 5.

@Gugny calls @BringBackFergy his daddy.

[4_kidd_4]

No thanks.

 

Dogs only.

[BringBackFergy]

5 hours ago, Beerball said:

@Gugny calls @BringBackFergy his daddy.

He didn’t get his height from me...and certainly not his (lack of) girth. 

[mead107]

Sorry 

[Augie]

1 hour ago, 4_kidd_4 said:

No thanks.

 

Dogs only.

 

We have a new baby................a 9 week old Golden.  She recently ate. Can you make her do her business instead of just eating the grass? Kids....I mean puppies!  The reason my wife chose her instead of the other two females was she played with a ball, while her two sisters just ate dirt. I think my wife was duped! 

[frostbitmic]

2 Daughters 25 & 24