What do you know that hasn't been told to you?

[OldTimeAFLGuy]

..."today is the tomorrow I worried about yesterday"....

[Golden Goat]

Don't name your daughter "Karen."

[Rob's House]

That keeping wildlife, an amphibious rodent, for, domestic, you know, within the city - that aint legal.

[LB3]

People rarely ask for the help they actually need.

[SoTier]

Pascal, Fortran, COBOL, C, C++, SQL

[Golden Goat]

All politicians are prostitutes. Some just charge more and are willing to do nastier stuff.
 

Edited October 11, 2020 by Golden Goat

[leh-nerd skin-erd]

When you climb into a dumb waiter for a laugh, make sure you have an exit strategy.  

[CarpetCrawler]

I learned early in life that you can't drink chocolate milk laying on you back.