meazza Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 I learned not to try to calm down your wife by telling her to calm down as that is like throwing gasoline on the fire. 2 3 1
Dub Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 7:53 AM, meazza said: I learned not to try to calm down your wife by telling her to calm down as that is like throwing gasoline on the fire. Expand We may be married to the same person ! 2
New Improved DC Tom Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 1:32 AM, Greybeard said: A man hears what he wants to hear Expand Very true. 1
Westside Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 1:32 AM, Greybeard said: A man hears what he wants to hear and disregards the rest. Expand Love that song! 1
GaryPinC Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 Cars you are trying to pass will almost always speed up to race you but won't go above 80. 1
Orlando Buffalo Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 Liberals have higher standards for conservatives then they do of their own behavior. 4
SoCal Deek Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 7:53 AM, meazza said: I learned not to try to calm down your wife by telling her to calm down as that is like throwing gasoline on the fire. Expand I learned just the other night that a woman should NEVER use the phrase “Excuse me, I’m talking now” when debating a man. NEVER! 1
Joe Miner Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 I know how to correctly identify mom ass 95% of the time.
SoCal Deek Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 12:36 PM, Joe Miner said: I know how to correctly identify mom ass 95% of the time. Expand I’m gonna have to look that one up.
Joe Miner Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 12:37 PM, SoCal Deek said: I’m gonna have to look that one up. Expand I also know my wife hates it when I display my knowledge. But that’s knowledge I gained from her telling me so it doesn’t count in this thread. 1
SoCal Deek Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 12:40 PM, Joe Miner said: I also know my wife hates it when I display my knowledge. But that’s knowledge I gained from her telling me so it doesn’t count in this thread. Expand Does she tell you “excuse me, I’m speaking”?
Joe Miner Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 12:41 PM, SoCal Deek said: Does she tell you “excuse me, I’m speaking”? Expand She might, I don’t really pay attention. 1
SoCal Deek Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 12:42 PM, Joe Miner said: She might, I don’t really pay attention. Expand Now THAT made me laugh. Well done Joe!
Cinga Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 12:11 AM, New Improved DC Tom said: Relaxation of excited states in spin chains defined by Dzyaloshinskii-Moirya coupling follows a streteched exponential-like curve. Pearl Harbor was not the end of the battleship era. June 6, 1942 was. Expand The USS Missouri might disagree with you....
Cinga Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 12:42 PM, Joe Miner said: She might, I don’t really pay attention. Expand 5
New Improved DC Tom Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 3:11 PM, Cinga said: The USS Missouri might disagree with you.... Expand It hasn't read my book. 1
Cinga Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 3:50 PM, New Improved DC Tom said: It hasn't read my book. Expand If it could, that might deserve a promotion to starship.... 🤣
3rdnlng Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 On 10/9/2020 at 5:21 AM, Dub said: Boxers are the craziest bastards on the planet Expand They don't have to be:
Dragoon Posted October 9, 2020 Posted October 9, 2020 Realized today that by having black employees I’m part of the problem. When I hire black people it forces them into a subservient role to me, the business “owner,” or just “owner.” By having them subservient to a white male owner, I can only imagine the fear and pain they feel from their antebellum genetic memory. The best way to fight racism is to not hire black people! Right? I’m an activist, and I’m here to help.
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