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Week 5: Bills at Titans on Tuesday Night Football


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1 minute ago, Figster said:

I have to give B B and the Pats some credit on how they have handled the situation. Beating KC without Cam Newton was an impossible mountain to climb

but wouldn't you know it, the score is 3 to 6 at halftime.

 

Amazing...

Too bad there were two halves 

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13 minutes ago, Real McNasty said:

So beat up on gimp team that hasn't practiced? Also, risk our entire team getting sick?

 

Big no here.

Beat up on a well rested team that DID practice (illegally).

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4 minutes ago, Richard Noggin said:

 

Suit me up. I am roughly the size of an NFL RB or S (little heavy for a S). I'll play two-way. Promise to hurl my body ineptly at Bills players until I get injured.

 

Do I get a game check for this?

 

I am built like a rangy CB with very little burst but a good engine so I can sustain mediocre performance and handle what ever snap count you throw my way. I promise to only pee myself a little bit when Diggs tries to press me off the LOS. 

Where should I send my direct deposit information? 

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7 minutes ago, Figster said:

I have to give B B and the Pats some credit on how they have handled the situation. Beating KC without Cam Newton was an impossible mountain to climb

but wouldn't you know it, the score is 3 to 6 at halftime.

 

Amazing...

In a vacuum I would agree with you.  But you know, and I know, that there were most assuredly some nefarious rules-breakings going on up in Foxboro...

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7 minutes ago, Richard Noggin said:

 

Suit me up. I am roughly the size of an NFL RB or S (little heavy for a S). I'll play two-way. Promise to hurl my body ineptly at Bills players until I get injured.

 

Do I get a game check for this?

No.  But LOVE your commitment!!!!  😂

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1 minute ago, Mango said:

 

I am built like a rangy CB with very little burst but a good engine so I can sustain mediocre performance and handle what ever snap count you throw my way. I promise to only pee myself a little bit when Diggs tries to press me off the LOS. 

Where should I send my direct deposit information? 

Overweight, but not obese.  What position would fit me best?

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10 minutes ago, Chandemonium said:

If we want this game to happen, we just need 53 guys from this board who have never been to the facility and don’t have any current ties to the team to volunteer to suit up for the Titans. I promise despite my fan allegiance I’ll try my best against the Bills. I haven’t played a snap of organized football since 7th grade, but I might be able to make a tackle or 2 if someone runs right into me. 😆

I’m almost exactly NFL QB dimensions: 6’6”, 242 pounds. The only problem is my gut takes up 42 of those pounds, unlike a guy like Josh who feels it necessary to show off and keep weight in his “biceps” and “quads.” Whatever. 
 

In other words, if the Bills need me to spend the next 6 years in concussion protocol, I’ll sign up to play QB, LT, TE, or hell, kick returner for the Titans. 

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5 minutes ago, Dr Krentist said:

 

I think it states in the NFLPA that both teams would not get paid, but I hope the NFL and the Pegulas pay the Bills players anyway. They did everything right and are being punished for it.

So why are you punishing the Pegulas?  They didnt do anything wrong either.  I doubt the Bills will get any network $ from this game if cancelled, unless of course you thin the networks are some sort of charity which you basically think the Pegulas are.

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8 minutes ago, Richard Noggin said:

 

Suit me up. I am roughly the size of an NFL RB or S (little heavy for a S). I'll play two-way. Promise to hurl my body ineptly at Bills players until I get injured.

 

Do I get a game check for this?


Im the size of a DT with the explosiveness of expired mayonnaise. I have 1.5 ACL’s and a passion for the game and cheesecake. 
 

Put me in coach!

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1 minute ago, Richard Noggin said:

Depends; how tall are you?

 

2 minutes ago, co_springs_billsfan said:

Overweight, but not obese.  What position would fit me best?

 

I think wingspan and "hip bend" are important to know here. 

When you are on your couch, do you have to lean forward to get your beer off of the coffee table? 
No? Left Tackle it is!
Yes? Well how much do you groan? 

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6 minutes ago, Mango said:

 

I am built like a rangy CB with very little burst but a good engine so I can sustain mediocre performance and handle what ever snap count you throw my way. I promise to only pee myself a little bit when Diggs tries to press me off the LOS. 

Where should I send my direct deposit information? 


Just DM me directly with the numbers and any PIN codes you have and I will be sure you get what you deserve.

 

😂

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1 minute ago, Mango said:

 

 

I think wingspan and "hip bend" are important to know here. 

When you are on your couch, do you have to lean forward to get your beer off of the coffee table? 
No? Left Tackle it is!
Yes? Well how much do you groan? 

 

I'm going to need to see @GunnerBill's analysis and rankings of TwoBillsDrive prospects.

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6 minutes ago, Mango said:

 

I am built like a rangy CB with very little burst but a good engine so I can sustain mediocre performance and handle what ever snap count you throw my way. I promise to only pee myself a little bit when Diggs tries to press me off the LOS. 

Where should I send my direct deposit information? 

www.muppysaccount.com 

 

😎

16 minutes ago, YoloinOhio said:

 

ACK #ugly

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1 minute ago, DrDawkinstein said:

 

I'm going to need to see @GunnerBill's analysis and rankings of TwoBillsDrive prospects.

 

Maybe a topic for another thread, but what do the analytics guys say? And can we be sure they are not just trying to push their "agenda?" 

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