PromoTheRobot Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Our defensive middle is a swinging door right now. We need a clogger. Is Dareus still a free agent? 2 2
GunnerBill Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 You know if I thought he was healthy, in shape and wanted to play football I would, for sure on a cheap 1 year deal. Just not sure how many of those descriptions actually fit Marcel at this stage. 18 3
Beast Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) Sure, bring him in if they plan on determining game outcomes with pie eating contests. Otherwise, no. An unmotivated lazy football player is not the answer. Edited September 28, 2020 by Beast 1 1 1
Best Player Available Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Didn't the Mongolian barbecue go out og business? 3
Blokestradamus Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 Only if I can use him in his captain's hat as the featured image on every blog post from now until the end of time.
whatdrought Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 I can’t imagine anyone in the world who is likely having more fun with unemployment, quarantine, and door dash.... my guess is he’s a solid 450 right now In a bathtub full of cannabis. 4 9
hemma Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 I wonder how he'd perform with a surprise, wake-you-up-on-the-couch-Monday-morning drug test. Keep a chemist busy for a week. 3
whatdrought Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 3 minutes ago, hemma said: I wonder how he'd perform with a surprise, wake-you-up-on-the-couch-Monday-morning drug test. Keep a chemist busy for a week. Chemist to Boss: “Hey Boss, I cant be sure, but does this look like the chemical makeup of kitty litter?... how does someone even get that in their blood stream?” 3
Purplebulldog Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) I live in Bham, saw him over summer , ah no Edited September 28, 2020 by Purplebulldog 1
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 So that's why my Xanax seemed to deplete so quickly...🤔 18 minutes ago, Big Gun said: Really! That might work even better with '?!' after 'Really'. 1
machine gun kelly Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 I hear Ted Washington is available. 3
teef Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 i'm just going to assume marcel hasn't gotten off the couch in months. 1
whatdrought Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 (edited) 8 minutes ago, Purplebulldog said: I live in Bham, saw him over summer , ah no I live in Kentucky and I saw him over the summer... he was in Bham. Edited September 28, 2020 by whatdrought 8
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 George Foreman still strikes me as a tough mofo. Give him a call? He could at least hit the opponents with a George Foreman Grill. 1
Tenhigh Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 I get it, Marcel is fat and lazy and not a real option,, but we need to fix what's wrong with the defense, and quick.
FLFan Posted September 28, 2020 Posted September 28, 2020 24 minutes ago, GunnerBill said: You know if I thought he was healthy, in shape and wanted to play football I would, for sure on a cheap 1 year deal. Just not sure how many of those descriptions actually fit Marcel at this stage. I am pretty sure it would be 0 for 3 on those criteria. Leave him on the trash heap.
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