Charges dropped against Bob Kraft (post your best headline here)

[eball]

Kraft Gets Happiest Ending Of All

 

Edited September 24, 2020 by eball

[ExWNYer]

'Hands Off! Prosecution unable to finger Kraft, slides thru slippery hands of justice' 

[1st Ammendment NoMas]

Krafty Ending To Chinese Nut Bust. 

Edited September 25, 2020 by BillsRdue

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

Krafts new masseuse 

 

[Seasons1992]

48 minutes ago, Like A Mofo said:

Kraft's Egg Roll Gets No Extra Duck Sauce

 

Caaaaaarrrefuuuuulllllll.

[Nextmanup]

11 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said:

Krafts new masseuse 

 

This photo is deserving of its own "Caption this" thread.

 

Just look at this guy!  LOL

 

The hair, the scruff, the confused look, the mouth breathing, the holes in the shirt...

 

Hugely successful multi-millionaire?  Or recently arrested vagrant? 
 

[BuffaloBillies]

Forensics reveal stain was actually Kraft Mayo

[BillsShredder83]

Eff Bob. Eff Bill. And Eff Brady (yes, still)

[eball]

Kraft Case Slips Through The Prosecution’s Fingers

 

Without Video, Prosecution Left Empty Handed

 

Edited September 24, 2020 by eball

[stinky finger]

"With a stroke of the wand, Kraft is relieved"

[WhoTom]

Kraft satisfied with massage parlor outcome.

 

[ChevyVanMiller]

Kraft given a full release from all charges. 

[co_springs_billsfan]

Deja Vu? Kraft illicit massage parlor encounter results in DA blown job

[eball]

26 minutes ago, ChevyVanMiller said:

Kraft given a full release from all charges. 

I like it but I’d tweak:

 

Charges Dropped, Kraft Enjoys Full Release

[Seasons1992]

1 hour ago, BuffaloBillies said:

Forensics reveal stain was actually Kraft Mayo

 

I prefer a better tasting option.

 

 

 

[4BillsintheBurgh]

After Kraft gets off, Goodell destroys the tapes.

[freddyjj]

Charges against Kraft dropped, evidence wouldn't stand up in court!

[KingBoots8]

Bob Kraft’s charitable donation to the judge proves handy in getting him off.

[BuffaloBillies]

Rex Ryan, giving pedicures in room next to Kraft's, says

successful prosecution would be a monumental "feet."

 

(I guess it would need to be a 2-liner)

[0017]

Things blow up in the prosecutors face as Kraft gets off without warning.