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20 hours ago, ExiledInIllinois said:

What kinda stupid question is this?  Do you wipe your azz halfway?

 

Anyway, is it a "Tool?"

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If I can't  have duct tape. Then it's a coin flip between @Gugny & @BringBackFergy, those guys are the best multi-tools on the planet.  But I lean the barrister,  a good lawyer can get you out of a lot of tough jams! 😉 😜 😘 

There’s only one tool that can sign a complaint/letter or complete a Sudoko puzzle while watching boats go by....a pen. 

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Posted
21 minutes ago, BringBackFergy said:

There’s only one tool that can sign a complaint/letter or complete a Sudoko puzzle while watching boats go by....a pen. 

Dear Mr. Bring Back Fergy,

     
     Your office sign that states no walk in traffic infringes upon my right to socialize with your staff.

 

signed with my $1.19 Bic pen,

Chatty Cathy 

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Posted
21 hours ago, GoBills808 said:

Hand tool? Power tool? What we talking here

 

Hey, if they're confiscating tools  - are you sure you have electricity?  Take your chances. 

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22 minutes ago, Irv said:

 

Hey, if they're confiscating tools  - are you sure you have electricity?  Take your chances. 

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
This ain't no fooling around
This ain't no Mudd Club, or C. B. G. B.,
I ain't got time for that now

Posted
On 9/18/2020 at 9:35 AM, WhoTom said:

Bottle opener.

 

I’ll go with a corkscrew, with the phone number of a good handyman etched in the side. Finis! 

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1 hour ago, Augie said:

 

I’ll go with a corkscrew, with the phone number of a good handyman etched in the side. Finis! 

 

I can't argue with that, so let's go with a bottle opener that works on two kinds of bottles:

 

IDEALISK Corkscrew, silver color, matte - IKEA

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Posted

Well I doubt anyone would try to take anything away from me so I will say I will keep all the tools I want and nothing anyone can do about it.... unless you want to meet my protector tools.

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They came for my neighbor's miter saw, and I said nothing;

They came for my brother's air compressor and I said nothing;

They came for my uncle's deep sockets ...

 

and I said nothing.

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Posted
On 9/19/2020 at 10:39 AM, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
This ain't no fooling around
This ain't no Mudd Club, or C. B. G. B.,
I ain't got time for that now

 

I mean, he's definitely a tool, but damn entertaining.

 

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