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  On 9/18/2020 at 2:09 PM, ExiledInIllinois said:

What kinda stupid question is this?  Do you wipe your azz halfway?

 

Anyway, is it a "Tool?"

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If I can't  have duct tape. Then it's a coin flip between @Gugny & @BringBackFergy, those guys are the best multi-tools on the planet.  But I lean the barrister,  a good lawyer can get you out of a lot of tough jams! 😉 😜 😘 

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There’s only one tool that can sign a complaint/letter or complete a Sudoko puzzle while watching boats go by....a pen. 

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Posted
  On 9/19/2020 at 10:27 AM, BringBackFergy said:

There’s only one tool that can sign a complaint/letter or complete a Sudoko puzzle while watching boats go by....a pen. 

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Dear Mr. Bring Back Fergy,

     
     Your office sign that states no walk in traffic infringes upon my right to socialize with your staff.

 

signed with my $1.19 Bic pen,

Chatty Cathy 

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Posted
  On 9/18/2020 at 4:41 PM, GoBills808 said:

Hand tool? Power tool? What we talking here

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Hey, if they're confiscating tools  - are you sure you have electricity?  Take your chances. 

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  On 9/19/2020 at 2:16 PM, Irv said:

 

Hey, if they're confiscating tools  - are you sure you have electricity?  Take your chances. 

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This ain't no party, this ain't no disco,
This ain't no fooling around
This ain't no Mudd Club, or C. B. G. B.,
I ain't got time for that now

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  On 9/19/2020 at 9:43 PM, Augie said:

 

I’ll go with a corkscrew, with the phone number of a good handyman etched in the side. Finis! 

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I can't argue with that, so let's go with a bottle opener that works on two kinds of bottles:

 

IDEALISK Corkscrew, silver color, matte - IKEA

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Well I doubt anyone would try to take anything away from me so I will say I will keep all the tools I want and nothing anyone can do about it.... unless you want to meet my protector tools.

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They came for my neighbor's miter saw, and I said nothing;

They came for my brother's air compressor and I said nothing;

They came for my uncle's deep sockets ...

 

and I said nothing.

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