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My tied for 5th cousin Brenda is a pretty cool chick overall and normally doesn't fall for a bunch of marketing hooh hah.

 

Lately every time I talk to her she just raves about this new body wash she is using that is made from oatmeal and shabe udder.  Now Brenda has always has amazing radiant supple skin that simply glows but she says it is the best it's ever been.  I guess I can see how the oatmeal could be exfoliating but I still find it off putting.  What about shabe udder though?  No way.  I'm not washing myself with anything udder and I never even heard of a shabe.  It sounds like a slug.  Gross.

 

Anyway the point is even desirable, beautiful, normal people like Brenda can be suckered in by these products that have low costs and high margins.  Oatmeal is practically free and udders can't be expensive but she pays $30 a bottle.  Can you guys think of some crazy but cheap ingredients we can use for soap/candles/perfume or some other crap women will buy for big $$$$$?

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Shabe udder sounds like rubbing your body with a bunch of nipples.  No thanks.  I"m afraid to google that *****!!

 

 

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11 minutes ago, Gugny said:

Shabe udder

 

It's a fatty substance that may have originated in the stadium where your favorite baseball team used to play.

 

 

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1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said:

My tied for 5th cousin Brenda is a pretty cool chick overall and normally doesn't fall for a bunch of marketing hooh hah.

 

Lately every time I talk to her she just raves about this new body wash she is using that is made from oatmeal and shabe udder.  Now Brenda has always has amazing radiant supple skin that simply glows but she says it is the best it's ever been.  I guess I can see how the oatmeal could be exfoliating but I still find it off putting.  What about shabe udder though?  No way.  I'm not washing myself with anything udder and I never even heard of a shabe.  It sounds like a slug.  Gross.

 

Anyway the point is even desirable, beautiful, normal people like Brenda can be suckered in by these products that have low costs and high margins.  Oatmeal is practically free and udders can't be expensive but she pays $30 a bottle.  Can you guys think of some crazy but cheap ingredients we can use for soap/candles/perfume or some other crap women will buy for big $$$$$?



Ummm soooo what's the name of the product? I'm er, uh, asking for a friend.  ?


 

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2 hours ago, Gugny said:

sounds like rubbing your body with a bunch of nipples.  No thanks.

 

"Yes please" or "no thanks" is entirely dependent upon whose nipples we're talking about.

 

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3 hours ago, Buffalo_Gal said:



Ummm soooo what's the name of the product? I'm er, uh, asking for a friend.  ?


 

I'll check with cousin Brenda on the brand.  I mean it must be really good because she said her skin is better than ever, and trust me she has beautiful skin.  It glows and is soft to the touch from the tips of her toes to her soft heels, every inch of her long legs, the small of her back, and her beautiful shoulders. 

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1 hour ago, 4merper4mer said:

I'll check with cousin Brenda on the brand.  I mean it must be really good because she said her skin is better than ever, and trust me she has beautiful skin.  It glows and is soft to the touch from the tips of her toes to her soft heels, every inch of her long legs, the small of her back, and her beautiful shoulders. 

Sounds like you're getting mighty touchy with cousin Brenda

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35 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said:

Sounds like you're getting mighty touchy with cousin Brenda

I'm not going to lie we've had a few experiences.  It's not a big deal though because she is my tied for 5th cousin.

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14 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

I'm not going to lie we've had a few experiences.  It's not a big deal though because she is my tied for 5th cousin.

 

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16 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

I'll check with cousin Brenda on the brand.  I mean it must be really good because she said her skin is better than ever, and trust me she has beautiful skin.  It glows and is soft to the touch from the tips of her toes to her soft heels, every inch of her long legs, the small of her back, and her beautiful shoulders. 

Well, this thread certainly took a hard left turn.

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19 hours ago, WhoTom said:

 

"Yes please" or "no thanks" is entirely dependent upon whose nipples we're talking about.

 

Yeah, let’s not be hasty

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20 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said:

Sum of dat family love. Dat sweet sweet family love

Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape here?  It's not like she is my first cousin.  She's my tied for 5th cousin so it's no big deal.  

 

My first cousin is Bob who is my dad's brother's kid.  Then my mom's brother's kids Trevor and Tara, my mom's sister's kid Tom, then Brenda and Brandon who are twins, my tied for 5th cousins who are siblings with Bob.

 

Can we focus on the $$$$$$$ now?

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16 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

I'm not going to lie we've had a few experiences.  It's not a big deal though because she is my tied for 5th cousin.

Tied for fifth among cousins you’ve had experiences with?

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33 minutes ago, Patrick_Duffy said:

Sum of dat family love. Dat sweet sweet family love

i'm not sure to be scared or intrigued.  

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3 minutes ago, BarleyNY said:

Tied for fifth among cousins you’ve had experiences with?

Very funny.  Tara is my third cousin, which is a little sketchy and she's not very attractive anyway.  The rest are dudes.

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12 minutes ago, 4merper4mer said:

Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape here?  It's not like she is my first cousin.  She's my tied for 5th cousin so it's no big deal.  

 

My first cousin is Bob who is my dad's brother's kid.  Then my mom's brother's kids Trevor and Tara, my mom's sister's kid Tom, then Brenda and Brandon who are twins, my tied for 5th cousins who are siblings with Bob.

 

Can we focus on the $$$$$$$ now?


I’m focused on you getting me the name of the damn product! Erm, my friend... getting my friend the name of the damn product. 

 

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2 hours ago, 4merper4mer said:

Why is everyone getting so bent out of shape here?  It's not like she is my first cousin.  She's my tied for 5th cousin so it's no big deal.  

 

My first cousin is Bob who is my dad's brother's kid.  Then my mom's brother's kids Trevor and Tara, my mom's sister's kid Tom, then Brenda and Brandon who are twins, my tied for 5th cousins who are siblings with Bob.

 

Can we focus on the $$$$$$$ now?

I'm not bent out of shape. You do you bro.

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