Hot for Teacher: East Texas style

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https://www.texarkanagazette.com/news/story/story/2020/Jul/16/former-texas-high-staff-member-accused-having-sex-three-male-students-2019/834506/

 

[Johnny Hammersticks]

I peeped her FB profile.  She’s got a face like Shrek, but a decent set of hammers and her body isn’t bad (as long as you don’t mind a little fluff).  I’d say she’s a “ehhhhhh...probably if I was drunk” in the would ya spectrum.  

 

By her photos, it seems like she’s got a serious boyfriend/husband ?

[LeviF]

1 minute ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I peeped her FB profile.  She’s got a face like Shrek, but a decent set of hammers and her body isn’t bad (as long as you don’t mind a little fluff).  I’d say she’s a “ehhhhhh...probably if I was drunk” in the would ya spectrum.  

 

By her photos, it seems like she’s got a serious boyfriend/husband ?

She’s a 3am knock for sure. 

[RiotAct]

49 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I peeped her FB profile.  She’s got a face like Shrek, but a decent set of hammers and her body isn’t bad (as long as you don’t mind a little fluff).  I’d say she’s a “ehhhhhh...probably if I was drunk” in the would ya spectrum.  

 

By her photos, it seems like she’s got a serious boyfriend/husband ?

I’m not seeing Shrek... my first impression  (based on the mugshot) was a clean-shaven Lindy Ruff.

[Seasons1992]

13 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

decent set of hammers

 

This is the name of your autobiograpy....

[apuszczalowski]

New Boston, Texas?

See, nothing good ever comes from Boston......

[Gary M]

18 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I peeped her FB profile.  She’s got a face like Shrek, but a decent set of hammers and her body isn’t bad (as long as you don’t mind a little fluff).  I’d say she’s a “ehhhhhh...probably if I was drunk” in the would ya spectrum.  

 

By her photos, it seems like she’s got a serious boyfriend/husband ?

 

Couldn't have been too serious!!!

 

[Nextmanup]

I think I'm going "no" with this one.