njbuff Posted July 14, 2020 Posted July 14, 2020 I know this one is probably old, but this one made me laugh.............. Hugh G. Rection What's your favorite one.
ocemur Posted July 14, 2020 Posted July 14, 2020 In Blazing Saddles, Mel Brooks plays Governor Lepetomane. Le Petomane was the stage name of Joseph Pujol, a French vaudeville era entertainer. He was a professional flatulist. His act was to fart at will. from wikipedia: Some of the highlights of his stage act involved sound effects of cannon fire and thunderstorms, as well as playing ""O Sole Mio" and "La Marseillaise" on an ocarina through a rubber tube in his anus. He could also blow out a candle from several yards away. I found all of this out maybe 20 years after the first time I saw Blazing Saddles. That might be my favorite joke in the whole movie now. 1
Wacka Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 The bst joke from that movie is Hedley Lamar. Governor Lepetomane : Thank you, Hedy, thank you Hedley Lamarr : It's not *Hedy*, it's *Hedley*. Hedley Lamarr. Governor Lepetomane : What the hell are you worried about? This is 1874. You'll be able to sue *her*. She did sue them for that.
ExiledInIllinois Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 Ben Dover and his sister Eileen Dover. They have friends: Willie and Betty. Willie Maykit, Betty Wont.
qwksilver Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 Barry McCockiner I spit out good scotch reading that for the first time. 1 3
Augie Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 56 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Oliver Clothesoff So...........does Oliver have an Adams Apple? I’m not here to judge, just curious.
Augie Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 3 hours ago, njbuff said: I know this one is probably old, but this one made me laugh.............. Hugh G. Rection What's your favorite one. That has to beat Minnie E. Rection. Right? I have a buddy who says if he lost any, he’d be an “innie” instead of an “outie”.
Mr Info Posted July 15, 2020 Posted July 15, 2020 (edited) It’s the real name of a guy I met in college but still the best I ever heard. Richard ‘Dick’ Weiner. Edited July 15, 2020 by Mr Info
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