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He shoots, he scores! - Foster Hewitt

 

It's pandemonium, it's fandemonium, it's Fann-tas-tick - Van Miller during greatest game ever played.

 

La-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-LA-FONTAINE

Somebody call the cops

Roll the highlight reel - Rick Jeanerret

(And one of RJ's that hopefully someday will stop being an earwig - Smehlik clears the puck ... not out.)

 

It's a great day for hockey. - "Badger" Bob Johnson

 

NOBODY circles the wagons like the Buffalo Bills - Chris Berman

 

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"Is this thing on?"

 

Ryan asked, tapping the microphone at the start of his introductory news conference. "Because it's getting ready to be on."

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On 7/15/2020 at 11:47 AM, Shaw66 said:

I hate "yes and it counts!" Makes no sense.  Yes means "it went in," so of course it counts. 

 

Nope.  It’s a continuation play.  If the player isn’t deemed to be in the process of shooting when the foul is committed then the basket doesn’t count.  So the saying makes perfect sense.

 

I’ll add one, but probably belongs in a nickname thread.  Berman had a bunch but my favorite was always Bert “Be Home” Blyleven.

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Yogi Berra: " It's Deja Vu all over again"

 

He had a million of them :)

 

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
"I never said half the things I really said"
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
 
 

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/03/the-50-greatest-yogi-berra-quotes

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On 7/11/2020 at 4:52 PM, Mark Vader said:

And he could..........Go..........All..........The..........Way!

 

One of my favorites all time was a Berman call when Pacman Jones scored a TD... "He Could.. Eat... All... The... Dots... TOUCHDOWN!" lol

6 minutes ago, JMF2006 said:

Yogi Berra: " It's Deja Vu all over again"

 

He had a million of them :)

 

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
"I never said half the things I really said"
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
 
 

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/03/the-50-greatest-yogi-berra-quotes

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded...

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2 minutes ago, MR8 said:

 

One of my favorites all time was a Berman call when Pacman Jones scored a TD... "He Could.. Eat... All... The... Dots... TOUCHDOWN!" lol

Nobody goes there anymore, it's too crowded...

 

He was a goldmine for sports reporters  :)

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Not from a game, but whenever the wife and I are in the car parking to go into a store, and I luckily find a spot right in front, I do my best Bob Uecker impersonation and deliver that chestnut from an old Miller Lite commercial, "Must be in the front row."

 

 

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These guys are good, scary good -RJ

Boomshakala - NBA Jams

From Downtown - NBA Jams

He's Heating Up/On Fire - NBA Jams

I like this player - Jon Gruden

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2 hours ago, eball said:

 

Nope.  It’s a continuation play.  If the player isn’t deemed to be in the process of shooting when the foul is committed then the basket doesn’t count.  So the saying makes perfect sense.

Nice try, but that is not what he means when he says "Yes! And it counts!"  If he meant what you say, then sometimes he would say "Yes, but it doesn't count."  He only says it when it's a continuation play, the foul was called, and the shot goes in.  

 

What he means when he says "Yes, and it counts!"  is "yes, and he was fouled!"   So he's using words - "and it counts" to mean "and he was fouled," which doesn't make literal sense.  

 

But he's done it for so long, everyone knows what it means, and it's a signature call.  

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"Here we are, I'm out at my third Pro Bowl, I'm about to go in and throw a touchdown to Jerry Rice, we're honoring the Hall of Fame, and we're talking about our idiot kicker who got liquored up and ran his mouth off" - Peyton Manning

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2 hours ago, JMF2006 said:

Yogi Berra

 

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

 

"You have to go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't go to yours."

 

Regarding the "fork in the road" quip, Yogi explained it in "The Yogi Book." A friend was coming to visit, and Yogi was giving him directions to his house. The directions included the famous line. Yogi concluded, "My friend made it to my house, so I guess the directions were okay."

 

I try to remember that whenever I dwell on past mistakes. In general, I'm happy with where I am in life, so the road that got me here, good decisions and bad, must have been okay.

 

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"Here's a guy who, when you throw him the ball, he catches it." - John Madden

 

"Oh wow, unbelievable! That may be the most miraculous play I have ever seen in my entire life." - Cris Collinsworth, every Sunday night

 

"Spider-2-Y-Banana." Prof. Jon Gruden, Esq. 

 

"We let 'em off the hook!" - Dennis Green

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8 hours ago, JMF2006 said:

Yogi Berra: " It's Deja Vu all over again"

 

He had a million of them :)

 

"When you come to a fork in the road, take it."
"It's tough to make predictions, especially about the future."
"You can observe a lot by just watching."
"Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets."
"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."
"I never said half the things I really said"
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
"The future ain't what it used to be."
 
 

https://ftw.usatoday.com/2019/03/the-50-greatest-yogi-berra-quotes

 

Yogi, you want your pizza cut into 4 or 8 slices?  

4.  Not hungry enough to eat 8. :huh:

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