Washington DC Needs a New Football Nickname: Help Them Out

[TigerJ]

The Washington Bureaucrats.  They never lose, if the outcome doesn't look favorable, they'll just tie things up in red tape.

[BillsFan17]

1 hour ago, nucci said:

we heard you the first time. If you don't like the discussion just avoid it

For a third time. Who gives a...

[SDS]

7 minutes ago, BillsFan17 said:

For a third time. Who gives a...

Then stop posting in this topic.

[BillsFan17]

12 minutes ago, SDS said:

Then stop posting in this topic.

Why?

[Freddie's Dead]

The Washington Prepuces.

[BillsfaninSB]

I have always like the Federals.  But it would be stealing the USFL team. 
 

The Colonials is good too.  Revolutionary soldiers. 

Edited July 10, 2020 by BillsfaninSB

[FluffHead]

Red Wolves has been gaining steam. I like it 

 

 

 

Edited July 10, 2020 by FluffHead

[SDS]

14 minutes ago, FluffHead said:

Red Wolves has been gaining steam. I like it 

 

 

 

given the impetus of the name change, I would say that tagline on top of the player is a bit misguided. 

[JoPoy88]

57 minutes ago, FluffHead said:

Red Wolves has been gaining steam. I like it 

 

 

 

 

The tagline is pure cringe, but the rest is very good. Apparently "Warriors" is the clear front-runner presently.

[Helped Tear Down The Posts]

The Washington Generals

The Washington Senators

The Washington Freedom Fighters

The Washington Braves

The Washington Liberty

The Washington Capitals

The Washington Rough Riders

[CarpetCrawler]

19 hours ago, Rob's House said:

 

What would the mascot look like?

A Mohel, of course.

[RevWarRifleman]

Washington Generals?

Washington Swamp Drainers?

The Washington Presidents?

The Belt Way Bandits?

 

[Doc]

The Washington Georges.

[SirAndrew]

Apparently I’m too accustomed to the traditional names of NFL teams, because everything looks and sounds very CFL, XFL, Arena League like to me. This is probably less of a criticism, and more a commentary on my dislike of change. 

Edited July 11, 2020 by SirAndrew

[frostbitmic]

[TigerJ]

20 minutes ago, frostbitmic said:

Are you advocating for the Washington Goobers.

[US Egg]

The Washington Revolution ?

[frostbitmic]

1 hour ago, TigerJ said:

Are you advocating for the Washington Goobers.

I wasn't, but now that you mention it, the shoe fits.

[Stanley Lombardi]

Bloviators

[RiotAct]