Washington DC Needs a New Football Nickname: Help Them Out

[njbuff]

The Washington Diaperwearers 

[Putin]

Washington smallpox blankets 

[aceman_16]

I actually like Redtails but Red Wolves take it for me. Howl after every score lol.

[Hapless Bills Fan]

21 minutes ago, aceman_16 said:

I actually like Redtails but Red Wolves take it for me. Howl after every score lol.

 

I thought red wolves were extinct?

[Charles Romes]

I think it will be the Razorbacks.  Allows them to maintain continuity with the hogs identity and also the “R”. U Arkansas would benefit from the pub and should settle any claims.  

Edited July 7, 2020 by Charles Romes

[aceman_16]

47 minutes ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

I thought red wolves were extinct?

Lol have you seen Washington play?!?

 

On a serious note....they are endangered but about 300 still around. Cute lil buggers.

[Royale with Cheese]

The Washington Rubber Bullets.

[BuffaloButt]

Seminoles.   Keeps the Redskin indian heritage theme and mascot!

[major]

Washington Senators (*what’s old is new again)

[Just Jack]

The Washington Sentinels

 

 

[reddogblitz]

4 hours ago, aceman_16 said:

I actually like Redtails but Red Wolves take it for me. Howl after every score lol.

 

I like Red Wolves too.  NFL needs a canine name.

 

Way too many ? cat names and Bird brain names.

[Vod Kanockers]

Washington Whiteskins... ?‍♂️
Washington Foreskins... ?

Washington Rumplestiltskins... ?

Washington Pigskins... ? 

 

Edited July 7, 2020 by Vod Kanockers

[Utah John]

The Washington DeeCees

 

The Washington BOHICAs  (google it if necessary)

 

The Washington Tiger Mosquitoes (if you ever lived there, you'd know about them -- they're half hypodermic needle and half piranha)

Edited July 7, 2020 by Utah John
another idea

[machine gun kelly]

5 hours ago, Just Jack said:

The Washington Sentinels

 

 

That was the Replacements team right?  It was a dumb movie, but like watching a car crash, I’ve seen it so many times.  Anyway, good call.

[KRT88]

Lobbyists 

capitalists 

Corruption 

Term Limits 

subcommittees

Insiders

Influencers

Politics

Minions

Pretenders

 

any of those sound correct?  

8 hours ago, Hapless Bills Fan said:

 

I thought red wolves were extinct?

There are 12 known Red Wolves in very eastern NC living in the Great Dismal Swamp. 

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

5 minutes ago, KRT88 said:

 There are 12 known Red Wolves in very eastern NC living in the Great Dismal Swamp. 

Stop being judgmental.  Many like that swamp.  ?

[machine gun kelly]

Isn’t that where they filmed swamp thing, that iconic cinematic masterpiece?

[Trogdor]

14 hours ago, notwoz said:

A tongue-in-cheek suggestion from the Wall Street Journal:

The Washington Sadness Machine
(The full name would be Dan Snyder’s Washington Sadness Machine)

Great band name either way

1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

Stop being judgmental.  Many like that swamp.  ?

Of the 4 years I was stationed in Norfolk, that swamp burned at least 3 of the summers. Nice smell, terrible fishing.

[sonyab1974]

The Washington DC's?

[Peace Frog]

The Washington Lobbyists