bladiebla Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 Today I woke up and turned into an animal. I’m all black and white spotted, when I talk I seem to make a sound which sounds like moooooooooooo. My stomachs rumble. Wait what, I seem to have multiple stomachs. Boy do I feel like eating grass, fresh green grass, wet with early morning dew. There are a lot of mooos around me. Somehow, I seem to understand these mooos. There are a lot of rumooohs of a lion around. That does not sound too good. I just turned into a cow and I am far from ready to turn into a steak! Backtracking a bit from the herd I encounter this strange looking cow. It has horns. Before I’m able to moo him, he moos a wasssssup at me. I’m Biff Aloo. Have you heard the rumoohs about the lion I ask? Don’t you worry he mooos. All the Lions have left for Detroit with their tails tugged between their legs. Startled I wake up, for real this time.
Saxum Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 (edited) Udderly ridiculous. Edited June 30, 2020 by Limeaid 1 3
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 Dog men are real. I hear them howling in my backyard at night. Be careful out there folks. 1
ExWNYer Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 6:42 PM, Limeaid said: Udderly ridiculous. Expand 1
LeviF Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 6:41 PM, Gugny said: Day drinking rules. Expand He's dutch. Add 5 hrs 1 1
bladiebla Posted June 30, 2020 Author Posted June 30, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 6:54 PM, LeviF91 said: He's dutch. Add 5 hrs Expand Zzzzzzix!
Gugny Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 6:54 PM, LeviF91 said: He's dutch. Add 5 hrs Expand To get this drunk, he started at least 5 hours ago! 1
LeviF Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 6:55 PM, bladiebla said: Zzzzzzix! Expand I moo corrected 1
WhoTom Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 6:42 PM, Limeaid said: Udderly ridiculous. Expand The punsters are gonna milk this thread for all it's worth. 1
BUFFALOKIE Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 I just had a delicious hamburger (onion rings and chocolate malt, too). Thank you for your sacrifice.
Nextmanup Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 6:54 PM, LeviF91 said: He's dutch. Add 5 hrs Expand 6.
Gray Beard Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 Hmmm... a variation on a theme The Metamorphosis (German: Die Verwandlung) is a novella written by Franz Kafkawhich was first published in 1915. One of Kafka's best-known works, The Metamorphosis tells the story of salesman Gregor Samsa who wakes one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect (German ungeheures Ungeziefer, literally "monstrous vermin"), subsequently struggling to adjust to this new condition. The novella has been widely discussed among literary critics, with differing interpretations being offered. (from Wikipedia)
Saxum Posted June 30, 2020 Posted June 30, 2020 On 6/30/2020 at 9:15 PM, Gray Beard said: Hmmm... a variation on a theme The Metamorphosis (German: Die Verwandlung) is a novella written by Franz Kafkawhich was first published in 1915. One of Kafka's best-known works, The Metamorphosis tells the story of salesman Gregor Samsa who wakes one morning to find himself inexplicably transformed into a huge insect (German ungeheures Ungeziefer, literally "monstrous vermin"), subsequently struggling to adjust to this new condition. The novella has been widely discussed among literary critics, with differing interpretations being offered. (from Wikipedia) Expand Read it online. By this time the copyright has expired. https://www.planetebook.com/free-ebooks/the-metamorphosis.pdf On 6/30/2020 at 9:17 PM, Jaraxxus said: Ok. Let's roll with this. Do you just identify as a cow, or are you actually a cow? Expand I am an Libra Ox - they go very well together. Quote People born under the sign of Libra are peaceful, fair, and they hate being alone. Partnership is very important for them, as their mirror and someone giving them the ability to be the mirror themselves. These individuals are fascinated by balance and symmetry, they are in a constant chase for justice and equality, realizing through life that the only thing that should be truly important to themselves in their own inner core of personality. This is someone ready to do nearly anything to avoid conflict, keeping the peace whenever possible Expand Quote Oxes are known for diligence, dependability, strength and determination. Having an honest nature, Oxes are strongly patriotic, have ideals and ambitions for life, and attach importance to family and work. Expand
bladiebla Posted July 1, 2020 Author Posted July 1, 2020 (edited) Alright.... Popular believe aside, there was a whole less drunkenness involved than thought. I participated in an online course named "Make your own story with PowerPoint and Word: Minecraft, ages 6+". It turned to be rather more kid oriented than I had anticipated. The assignment started with "Today I woke up and turned into an animal." From there we had to write a story following a format. Long story short, Mooo was the result. I just couldn't resist to share. Edited July 1, 2020 by bladiebla
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