Just Jack Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 A thread for those thoughts that while interesting, aren't deserving of their own thread. I'll start. Why would this commercial really need to point out in the small print that these people are "Not actual consumers. Paid actors." 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) 1/4 of the people on this board make me go hmmm? and I mean that in a way Does that mean he name isn’t Joanna? Edited June 24, 2020 by SlimShady'sSpaceForce Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 6 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: 1/4 of the people on this beard make me go hmmm? and I mean that in a way Does that mean he name isn’t Joanna? And another 1/4 can't type. 1 5 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Marv's Neighbor Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And another 1/4 can't type. Blame the face masks. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Just now, Marv's Neighbor said: Blame the face masks. They're not supposed to wear them on their fingers... 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, SlimShady'sSpaceForce said: 1/4 of the people on this beard make me go hmmm? How many people can you fit on your beard? 2 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
\GoBillsInDallas/ Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 15 hours ago, Just Jack said: Things that make you go hmmm... Beerball. 1 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 9 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And another 1/4 can't type. ***** auto correct 1 minute ago, WhoTom said: How many people can you fit on your beard? If I didn't have so many "warning" points I'd answer that 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, WhoTom said: How many people can you fit on your beard? What if you're Fitzmagic? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gray Beard Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 There are people who don’t like soccer, but they like baseball. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
WhoTom Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 5 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: What if you're Fitzmagic? Fitz can fit a lot of people on his beard, but they fall off at the worst possible moment. 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Something I’ve always wondered. Why do black olives come in cans while green olives come in glass jars? 4 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 13 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Something I’ve always wondered. Why do black olives come in cans while green olives come in glass jars? So you can verify nobody has pilfered the pimentos. 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LB3 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) 29 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Something I’ve always wondered. Why do black olives come in cans while green olives come in glass jars? If you think about it, it makes sense. Black olives can be used for a lot of things. Throw a whole can in a salad, on a pizza or make ten creepy fingers that you eat like a boss. Green olives are for martinis. Unless you're getting after it or hosting a martini party, you'll need to re-seal. Edited June 24, 2020 by LB3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 15 minutes ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: So you can verify nobody has pilfered the pimentos. 1 minute ago, LB3 said: If you think about it, it makes sense. Black olives can be used for a lot of things. Their a whole can in a salad, on a pizza or make ten creepy fingers that you eat like a boss. Green olives are for martinis. So why not put them all in glass jars? Why, other than being able to see the contents, does aluminum vs glass matter when it comes to black/green olives? For example, perhaps black olives “decompose” faster than green olives when exposed to light. I don’t know the answer and now it’s driving me crazy. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Seasons1992 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 1 hour ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said: And another 1/4 can't type. @Jimmy Spagnola 41 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Something I’ve always wondered. Why do black olives come in cans while green olives come in glass jars? Black olives are already ripe, and can carry botchulism. They have to heat the cans up and the jars wouldn't survive that. Green olives aren't completely ripe, but sit in salty brine, so no worries with that. 1 3 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: So why not put them all in glass jars? Why, other than being able to see the contents, does aluminum vs glass matter when it comes to black/green olives? For example, perhaps black olives “decompose” faster than green olives when exposed to light. I don’t know the answer and now it’s driving me crazy. Well, does Heineken in the cans not go 'skunky', where I defy anyone to find a green bottled Heineken that's 'good'? I think you're on to something. ? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Johnny Hammersticks Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 Here’s one for the “flat-earthers.” If the earth is flat, like a coin for example, is there land/water/gravity (etc) on both sides or just one side? What do you all believe? 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ridgewaycynic2013 Posted June 24, 2020 Share Posted June 24, 2020 (edited) 4 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said: Here’s one for the “flat-earthers.” If the earth is flat, like a coin for example, is there land/water/gravity (etc) on both sides or just one side? What do you all believe? Easy. The Earth sucks. More so in 2020. ? * (Actually, picture Louis Armstrong's version of 'What a Wonderful World'. Cynic is only what I profess to be.) Edited June 24, 2020 by Ridgewaycynic2013 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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