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That reminds me of a joke from a stand up comedian...

 

I just broke up with my girlfriend.  Next time I’m going to save up my money and get a good one. 

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a hundred years ago, people believed that technological progress would send their grandchildren to Venus ... but they got sex dolls ?

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  On 6/22/2020 at 7:10 AM, picoxivo said:

a hundred years ago, people believed that technological progress would send their grandchildren to Venus ... but they got sex dolls ?

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Venus?  It's freaking 800 degrees there!  Given the choice...

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This reminds me of a time when I'd just turned 18 and was sat having a pint in my local pub. One of the old lads came and sat next to me and we were having a good chin wag about, I suspect, nothing in particular.

 

Then in walked two of my friends who, at the time, were never seen apart. Always worked and socialised together. One of the friends was called Colin (horrendous name) and the other Craig.

 

As often happens in British pubs conversation quickly turns to folk taking the urine out of each other. In this instance the topic of conversation was how Colin and Craig were always together. Eventually, it went quiet but the old boy (in his 70s at least) took this has his big opportunity. He stood up, went to the bar looked at Craig and said "what do you do Craig when he's not with you? Have you got a blow up Col?". 

 

Perfect comical timing. 

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  On 6/22/2020 at 3:04 PM, BritBill said:

This reminds me of a time when I'd just turned 18 and was sat having a pint in my local pub. One of the old lads came and sat next to me and we were having a good chin wag about, I suspect, nothing in particular.

 

Then in walked two of my friends who, at the time, were never seen apart. Always worked and socialised together. One of the friends was called Colin (horrendous name) and the other Craig.

 

As often happens in British pubs conversation quickly turns to folk taking the urine out of each other. In this instance the topic of conversation was how Colin and Craig were always together. Eventually, it went quiet but the old boy (in his 70s at least) took this has his big opportunity. He stood up, went to the bar looked at Craig and said "what do you do Craig when he's not with you? Have you got a blow up Col?". 

 

Perfect comical timing. 

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Say what?

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  Yeah, nothing creepy could come out of this?  Guys having dolls made of some girl they liked in high school but were completely dismissed by the same girl.  For some probably marginally better than a green card girl.  

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  On 6/22/2020 at 4:34 PM, RochesterRob said:

  Yeah, nothing creepy could come out of this?  Guys having dolls made of some girl they liked in high school but were completely dismissed by the same girl.  For some probably marginally better than a green card girl.  

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On the contrary, this could be a great way to finally enact some population control on the planet.

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  On 6/22/2020 at 4:34 PM, RochesterRob said:

  Yeah, nothing creepy could come out of this?  Guys having dolls made of some girl they liked in high school but were completely dismissed by the same girl.  For some probably marginally better than a green card girl.  

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