Lamar Jackson almost crashes into a jet ski playing beach football

[DrDawkinstein]

9 minutes ago, machine gun kelly said:

Funny.  Be safe, but you can’t live in a bubble.  Some of these posts actually ,makes me feel for these guys.  He’s a young man and just playing a fun touch game from what I can tell.  Can’t live like John Travolta from Bubble Boy.  Youngins, look it up. It’s a stupid movie from the late 70’s or 80’s and believe me it’s dumb, but you’ll get the reference.

 

If I had 100s of millions of dollars on the line like Lamar, I would be fine with "taking it easy" for a few years to be able to retire at 30, set for life.

 

Sure, play some touch football. But no need to go HAM just to impress your friends.

[LeviF]

2 minutes ago, teef said:

there's nothing dumb about that movie!  the scene where the girl jumps the horse over the mobile bubble...pure poetry.

 

The one with Jake Gyllenhaal was better and got a nod from J. Cole.

[teef]

Just now, LeviF91 said:

 

The one with Jake Gyllenhaal was better and got a nod from J. Cole.

 

i dig that bubble boy too.  500 dollar!

Edited June 15, 2020 by teef

[CSBill]

1 hour ago, machine gun kelly said:

Funny.  Be safe, but you can’t live in a bubble.  Some of these posts actually ,makes me feel for these guys.  He’s a young man and just playing a fun touch game from what I can tell.  Can’t live like John Travolta from Bubble Boy.  Youngins, look it up. It’s a stupid movie from the late 70’s or 80’s and believe me it’s dumb, but you’ll get the reference.

 

And a classic Seinfeld episode, better, much better, than the movie.

[ExWNYer]

2 hours ago, CSBill said:

 

And a classic Seinfeld episode, better, much better, than the movie.

 

"MOOPS!"

 

 

 

[Bangarang]

Just throw the ball Lamar. It's a friendly game of football on the beach for crying out loud and this dude took off running like he's actually trying.

[John from Riverside]

So that is the trick....just stand right in his path and he will run right into you!

 

note taken

[letsgoteam]

I had a friend that when we was in high school, he would tape his ankles when he went rolling. (If rolling is just a regional term, it means TPing house, you know throwing toilet paper in trees.)

[Augie]

He still didn’t throw the ball outside the hashmarks. Can he hit a guy on the jet ski on an out route at low tide? These are the questions enquiring minds want to know! 

[Sherlock Holmes]

On 6/15/2020 at 2:51 PM, blacklabel said:

John Harbaugh's butthole probably just clenched up enough to poop a diamond. 

I'll be there lying in wait to pluck that beautiful $#!+ diamond before it splashes down?

Edited June 17, 2020 by Sherlock Holmes

[Sherlock Holmes]

On 6/15/2020 at 3:23 PM, Don Otreply said:

I prefer the, he could fold a nickel with his butt cheeks saying...good for all tight azsez...  ?

Now you know what I see in McCaffrey and Kuechly

[machine gun kelly]

It was funny just yesterday Kirwan on NFLR mentioned when he was writing up contracts at the Jets, they would regularly add clauses in contracts, no snow skiing, jet skiing, basketball, motorcycles, etc.  It makes sense although in Lamar’s situation, he was just playing beach football, and decides to try and hurdle a jet ski.  Not his best choice.  Thankfully, it turns out it’s not that bad.

[fansince88]

Fake! Yamaha makes JetSki. This is clearly a Seadoo GTX. 

[HOUSE]

Better then slipping on a practice mat

[Johnny Hammersticks]

20 hours ago, Bangarang said:

Just throw the ball Lamar. It's a friendly game of football on the beach for crying out loud and this dude took off running like he's actually trying.

 

This was my reaction as well.  Why is he trying so hard? ?

[Bills fan since 87]

Did the jetski have the word "playoffs" written on the side? 

[GoBills808]

Man be more careful that’s crazy

[stinky finger]

4 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

This was my reaction as well.  Why is he trying so hard? ?

 

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