Yuck

[Chandler#81]

20 hours ago, Gugny said:

Poor dude's half the man he used to be.

 

[Mike in Horseheads]

Did he yell "TA-DA!"

[SlimShady'sSpaceForce]

If I had a half a mind!!! 

 

(too soon?)

[Gugny]

Queen - "Now I'm Here"

 

Here I stand (here I stand)
Looked around, around, around, around, around
But you won't see me (but you won't see me)

 

Now I'm here (now I'm here)
Now I'm there (now I'm there)

I'm just a
Just a new man

[Golden Goat]

 

Edited May 6, 2020 by Golden Goat

[707BillsFan]

Only cut in half? Some dude hell bent killing himself jumped in front of our local commuter last summer, down the street from our house. When they opened up the crossing again, a crew of about 20 ServPro employees were walking down the track, flagging body parts. Drove by a second time, 100's of flags scattered all over the area. I'm thinking cut in half saves many people from that horrible job of clean up. BTW, the train is called SMART, not smart on his part. Bad way to go. Don't be a nuisance for others in your demise.