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interesting.  The limiting attendance to 15k seems like it would be a mess.  Especially for teams with a full slate of STH’ers.  

 

Imagine that with the Bills:

“Alright, we need 20,000 folks to voluntarily waive their tickets for the games against New England and Kansas City!  Any takers?”

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“To prepare for a scenario in which fans are allowed into venues during the 2020 NFL campaign, the Miami Dolphins have developed strategies for how to host games at Hard Rock Stadium during the COVID-19 pandemic.

While appearing on "Good Morning America" on Monday, Dolphins president and CEO Tom Garfinkel revealed mock-ups of new stadium entrance points that would help the team comply with social distance guidelines.

"We would have times to come in for security at different gates so people would be separated out in terms of when they enter the stadium," Garfinkel said, according to ESPN's Cameron Wolfe. "We would exit the stadium much like a church environment where each row exits so people aren't filing out all at the same time in a herd."

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20 minutes ago, Just Jack said:

I guess they've never been to a catholic church at the end of mass. 


My Dad always had a rule to leave mass right before the priest headed down the aisle. We always beat everyone out of the parking lot. 
 

 

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1 hour ago, RiotAct said:

interesting.  The limiting attendance to 15k seems like it would be a mess.  Especially for teams with a full slate of STH’ers.  

 

Imagine that with the Bills:

“Alright, we need 20,000 folks to voluntarily waive their tickets for the games against New England and Kansas City!  Any takers?”

 

Lottery?

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Some of the protocols for Bills games:

  • No mild, or medium wings. Extra-spicy only.
  • Any table being jumped through either has to be disinfected, or burning for at least one minute.
  • Any alcohol being drunk through a woman's ass-crack has to be at least 100 proof.
  • All dildos thrown onto the field must be sanitized.
  • Any brawls in the stands must be conducted with gloves, and face-masks.
  • No Steelers fans.
  • No drinking the hand sanitizer.
  • Social distancing at urinals (no doubling up).
  • All visiting team's fans must genuflect at the statue of Ralph Wilson.
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2 hours ago, Rocky Landing said:

Some of the protocols for Bills games:

  • No mild, or medium wings. Extra-spicy only.
  • Any table being jumped through either has to be disinfected, or burning for at least one minute.
  • Any alcohol being drunk through a woman's ass-crack has to be at least 100 proof.
  • All dildos thrown onto the field must be sanitized.
  • Any brawls in the stands must be conducted with gloves, and face-masks.
  • No Steelers fans.
  • No drinking the hand sanitizer.
  • Social distancing at urinals (no doubling up).
  • All visiting team's fans must genuflect at the statue of Ralph Wilson.


Well, you’re no fun.  I’ve always wanted to drink purel (not).

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Don't be surprised if this is similar to where all teams land, especially early in the season. Implications for Bills home games:

  • No Tailgating parties
  • Neighbors not permitted to open their yards for parking--probably not needed anyhow, see the next point
  • 6 feet between every seat/person = 15-20 K
  • Entering and leaving done be sections
  • For once, the corridors, bathrooms, and concession will not be crowded
  • Everyone must wear a face-mask at all time (imagine the muffled cheering)
  • And apparently, a chance no alcohol served at the stadium?

Would you go to a game under these conditions?

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Should be interesting to see what type of attendance plan stadiums adopt.  If only half the stadiums are allowed to be filled, for distancing rules for example, you have to wonder how many of the concessions would want to open.  The concessioners have to pay to operate in the stadium, and with reduced spectators = reduced revenue, not sure it is worth it for them to operate in a stadium on game day.

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12 hours ago, Just Jack said:

I guess they've never been to a catholic church at the end of mass. 

Or any protestant church either.  Maybe a wedding with ushers to enforce the pew by pew dismissal.

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12 hours ago, RiotAct said:

interesting.  The limiting attendance to 15k seems like it would be a mess.  Especially for teams with a full slate of STH’ers.  

 

Imagine that with the Bills:

“Alright, we need 20,000 folks to voluntarily waive their tickets for the games against New England and Kansas City!  Any takers?”

 

I think a more appropriate way to think about this is "do you want football or not?"  I'm sure STH who don't get to attend games will be compensated/refunded and not lose any priority status.

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