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This was reported previously.  I guess it was true.  And if so, I hope they had a succession plan because ***** could get bad there real fast.

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  On 4/25/2020 at 2:04 PM, SoCal Deek said:

I’m an idiot? That’s another odd response. The leader of a foreign country is potentially dying and you take that as an opportunity to toss out an attack on people who have nothing at all to with the story....and I’m the idiot? OK...you want to offer any opinion on the Bills draft picks? That has about as much relevance to this topic. What do you think of Epenesa?

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Not into Bossa Nova songs. 

 

 

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  On 4/25/2020 at 2:04 PM, SoCal Deek said:

I’m an idiot? That’s another odd response. The leader of a foreign country is potentially dying and you take that as an opportunity to toss out an attack on people who have nothing at all to with the story....and I’m the idiot? OK...you want to offer any opinion on the Bills draft picks? That has about as much relevance to this topic. What do you think of Epenesa?

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Draft??  
 

If I’ve told y’all once I’ve told you a thousand times I come here to get away for boring sports. Now STOP IT!!  

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STAY TUNED: Numerous U.S. Media Outlets Reporting that Kim Jong Un is in ‘Vegetative’ State.

 

 

 

UPDATE (FROM GLENN): Is he alive? Is he dead? For the moment, I’m calling him Schrodinger’s Dictator.

 

That news conflicts with reports from another great parody news account, DPRK News:

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As Glenn said, he really is Schrodinger’s Dictator right now.

The news stories that were published yesterday featured these speculative details: Kim Jong Un in ‘vegetative state’, Japanese media claims; China medical experts dispatched to North Korea.

“Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai reported that Kim collapsed during a visit to a rural area in April. Kim reportedly required a stent procedure following the incident. Shukan Gendai subsequently detailed how the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with obese patients and was too nervous during the operation, leading to delays that left Kim in a ‘vegetative state.’”

How nervous? “Other unconfirmed reports, attributed to senior party sources in Beijing, said an operation to insert a stent went wrong because the surgeon’s hands were shaking so badly,” the New York Post adds.

 

Shades of the scene in The Death of Stalin when they Politburo couldn’t find any competent doctors to revive Stalin – because Stalin had recently had all the good doctors rounded up and shot during his “Doctors’ Plot” purge.

 

 

 

 

 
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  On 4/25/2020 at 6:34 PM, Golden Goat said:

@Gugny -- Would ya?

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I would. She's got that soulless evil look in her eyes that tells me she'd be fun. I'm pretty sure I wouldn't live much past the encounter, but what a way to die!

 

  On 4/25/2020 at 7:44 PM, B-Man said:

 

As Glenn said, he really is Schrodinger’s Dictator right now.

The news stories that were published yesterday featured these speculative details: Kim Jong Un in ‘vegetative state’, Japanese media claims; China medical experts dispatched to North Korea.

“Japanese magazine Shukan Gendai reported that Kim collapsed during a visit to a rural area in April. Kim reportedly required a stent procedure following the incident. Shukan Gendai subsequently detailed how the surgeon in charge of Kim’s operation was not used to dealing with obese patients and was too nervous during the operation, leading to delays that left Kim in a ‘vegetative state.’”

How nervous? “Other unconfirmed reports, attributed to senior party sources in Beijing, said an operation to insert a stent went wrong because the surgeon’s hands were shaking so badly,” the New York Post adds.

 

Shades of the scene in The Death of Stalin when they Politburo couldn’t find any competent doctors to revive Stalin – because Stalin had recently had all the good doctors rounded up and shot during his “Doctors’ Plot” purge.

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Some people just can't handle a little bit of pressure, like being forced to perform a dangerous medical procedure on a deified fat guy in a country full of starvation, under the threat of he and his entire family being painfully exterminated (or worse) if he ***** up. What a wimp.

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