WhoTom Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 "Honey, what are these Pornhub charges on our credit card?" "I'm stimulating the economy." "Oh, is that what you call it now?" 4
Saxum Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 Some of us still work for a living. (I guess it means I am one of those paying for those checks) 1 1
haroldwaide Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 I got mine. Probably not going to be spending it all on pornhub though...
Chef Jim Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 43 minutes ago, haroldwaide said: I got mine. Probably not going to be spending it all on pornhub though... Slacker.
/dev/null Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 direct deposit showed up today, but I had already spent half of it 2
Royale with Cheese Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Limeaid said: Some of us still work for a living. (I guess it means I am one of those paying for those checks) Im still working and doing pretty decent....didn’t need the money. Thank you though.
apuszczalowski Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 2 hours ago, haroldwaide said: I got mine. Probably not going to be spending it all on pornhub though... Well that is alot of money to spend it All on Pornhub.........
Just Jack Posted April 15, 2020 Author Posted April 15, 2020 4 hours ago, Limeaid said: Some of us still work for a living. (I guess it means I am one of those paying for those checks) I am still working, I'm an essential employee, even got the letter to prove it if I get pulled over.
Saxum Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 Congratulations. I was labelled an "essential employee" when VA had a weather lockdown but I was still supposed to go to work. They never gave me a letter because the location was secret although anyone could follow me and see where I worked. I can imagine conversation with Police Officer (PO) is stopped: PO: Are you aware Mr. Host that the State of Virginia is under a weather lockdown Me: The government has determined my work is essential and I need to report for my shift. Person replacing is ending 12 hour shift. PO: Which government Mr. Host? Me: Federal Government, US Government PO: Did they provide you a letter? Me: No. PO: What agency? Me: I am not at liberty to tell (still can't) PO: That is not acceptable Mr. Host Me: I can give you my supervisor number PO: We he tell me? Me: I don't know but that is his call not mine. PO: How do I know who this person is? Me: Caller ID? PO: That is not sufficient Me: You can follow me. I cannot stop you. PO: Are you trying to be funny? Me: No. I am just that anyone could find out that way and I cannot say anymore per law. PO: I will give you a citation and you are to return home immediately with no stops. I was also labelled essential for Haiti. I worked on the system used by Army's XVIII Airborne Corps, headquarters of the United States Army Special Operations Command, which oversees the U.S. Army 1st Special Forces Command (Airborne) and 75th Ranger Regiment and a lot more groups. I was given notice I had to report to Ft. Bragg for "indefinite duration". I told my boss our contract does not work that way. My boss, a retired colonel in ARMY, told me they are not kidding and the Chief of Staff of the Army has a letter stating you are essential for efforts and if you do not go MPs will pick you up and you will be paid whatever government decides not current pay scale. I found out when I got there the US was invading Haiti and I needed to keep system used for deployment working 100% of the time. .......
Gray Beard Posted April 15, 2020 Posted April 15, 2020 Supposedly it will be direct deposited in the account where your tax refund is deposited. I haven’t gotten a tax refund deposited in a few years. Lately I’ve owed a little bit after doing my taxes. I wonder if that means I’ll get a check in the mail.
/dev/null Posted April 16, 2020 Posted April 16, 2020 46 minutes ago, Gray Beard said: Supposedly it will be direct deposited in the account where your tax refund is deposited. I haven’t gotten a tax refund deposited in a few years. Lately I’ve owed a little bit after doing my taxes. I wonder if that means I’ll get a check in the mail. Did you pay by check or bank withdrawl? As long as the IRS has your routing and account numbers on file they will direct deposit. Otherwise they will mail a check 1
Captain Hindsight Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 Got mine the other day. I'm like 75% sure I'll be furloughed in a few weeks so it will be needed. My wife, luckily, is busy as ever so we should at least have one income
The Dean Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 Who pays for Pornhub? Free stuff not working for you anymore? Still waiting for mine. Should get direct deposited but not completely sure. I don't need it right now, but I'll need it to pay my taxes, I think.
Giuseppe Tognarelli Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 On 4/15/2020 at 9:52 AM, Just Jack said: I got mine, did you get yours? Purpose of this post was to show off your porn charges, not your stimulus ?
The Dean Posted April 17, 2020 Posted April 17, 2020 4 minutes ago, Giuseppe Tognarelli said: Purpose of this post was to show off your porn charges, not your stimulus ? Wait, Redtube AND Pornhub? I want to personally thank Jack for helping to keep these services alive, for free.
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