Chandler#81 Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot -of COVID-19! Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule! Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition. 1 3
Seasons1992 Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 You give that a shot and let us know how it works, pilgrim! 1
Prickly Pete Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 4 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot -of COVID-19! Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule! Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition. I have seen this (essentially) proposed elsewhere, and it isn't too far out. 1
The Jokeman Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 9 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot -of COVID-19! Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule! Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition. Here I was expecting a throw Tom Hanks in a volcano joke.
Chandler#81 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, The Jokeman said: Here I was expecting a throw Tom Hanks in a volcano joke. Unfortunately, no. We have tried sacrificing a virgin to that end, but none could be found...
The Jokeman Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, Chandler#81 said: Unfortunately, no. We have tried sacrificing a virgin to that end, but none could be found... Tim Tebow? 2
Chandler#81 Posted March 24, 2020 Author Posted March 24, 2020 Just now, The Jokeman said: Tim Tebow? Maybe it’s just me, but carving little penis’s overseas kinda disqualifies him..
Augie Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 (edited) 9 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot -of COVID-19! Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule! Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition. When I think “Gimme the Good Stuff!”, that is NOT what I’m thinking of! Edited March 24, 2020 by Augie 1 2
BillsFan4 Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 6 hours ago, 32ABBA said: I have seen this (essentially) proposed elsewhere, and it isn't too far out. Thankfully they didn't actually do this.
Hapless Bills Fan Posted March 24, 2020 Posted March 24, 2020 13 hours ago, Chandler#81 said: By now I’m sure you’re aware Mr & Mrs Hanks are well on their way to full recovery, cracking jokes, singing and offering words of encouragement. Taking my cue from this, I have a solution. Everybody line up at the pharmacy and get a shot -of COVID-19! Obviously quarantine the aged & pre-existing Heath scenarios against it, but everyone else! Get dosed! Not some lameass lab concoction that may have an affect. Gimme the Good Stuff! Everybody take just 2 weeks off, then we’re all back to normal. It’s how we treat the flu every year. But instead of giving small doses to build the inevitable immunity, hit me with your best shot! In 2 short weeks, I’m both healthy & immune. I’ll gladly trade 10-14 days of the Hershey Runs to be in Yankee Stadium for Opening Day on schedule! Just following the advice of the fearless Orange Leader, Don’t let the Cure be worse than the Condition. This is sarcasm, right? 1
frostbitmic Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 In another month when it warms up, corona virus will disappear. Trust me, I know more than the doctors on this.
/dev/null Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 On 3/24/2020 at 3:03 AM, Chandler#81 said: That picture of Tom Hanks really reinforces my theory that without makeup, lighting, camera angles, and digital editing, Hollywood celebrities are just as ugly as the rest of society 1
Augie Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 5 minutes ago, /dev/null said: That picture of Tom Hanks really reinforces my theory that without makeup, lighting, camera angles, and digital editing, Hollywood celebrities are just as ugly as the rest of society Yeah, he’d fit right in at a Bills tailgate!
Saxum Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, frostbitmic said: In another month when it warms up, corona virus will disappear. Trust me, I know more than the doctors on this. Trust you as much as I'd trust New England's coach to not cheat. 1 1
WhoTom Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 1 hour ago, frostbitmic said: In another month when it warms up, corona virus will disappear. Trust me, I know more than the doctors on this. Trust me ... never trust a man who says, "Trust me." 2
Just Jack Posted March 26, 2020 Posted March 26, 2020 On 3/24/2020 at 7:22 AM, 32ABBA said: I have seen this (essentially) proposed elsewhere, and it isn't too far out. I had a poll a couple weeks ago. https://www.twobillsdrive.com/community/topic/223532-would-you-rather-covid-19-scenario/
Johnny Hammersticks Posted March 27, 2020 Posted March 27, 2020 I can’t tell if this is satire or not, but we have healthy 20 something year old kids dying from COVID where I live.
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