HopsGuy Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 My roommate freshman year in college had a girlfriend with a bad name: Anita Butt. She didn't need anything. She had enough for a couple of chicks. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BB27 Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Person at work named their kid Fenola... What the fug is Fenola? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mary owen Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 I worked with a mech engineer named Richard Johnson. I wonder if his parents knew he'd still be getting goofed on at age 61. We all called him "Dick Dick". That dude had some thick (4)skin. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dennis in NC Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 A little bit more on what the Special K means: ketamine (Ketamine Hydrochloride Special K, K) Ketamine is a short-acting general anaesthetic that has hallucinogenic and painkilling qualities that seem to affect people in very differently ways. How thoughtful to name your child after a drug... Well, Mary Jane is a nice name, but Special K? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
IDBillzFan Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 Dang, I didn't know Cooter from the Dukes of Hazzard had a kid 307011[/snapback] Further proof that Paris Hilton will screw anybody. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
turftoe Posted April 16, 2005 Share Posted April 16, 2005 I know of a guy named Sinker Swimm Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EndZoneCrew Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Poor kid I graduated with named Thomas Thomas...poor kid.....what about Soda or Seven....beautiful name for a girl or a boy Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bob in SC Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Sometimes kids can overcome their bad names and at least make a football squad... http://utsports.collegesports.com/sports/m...r_jimbob00.html 306992[/snapback] True, Fair Hooker did OK. Good thing he wasn't a girl. She'd have had a hard time making a living. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
brihs2005 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 My favorite has always been "Rip Torn" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Zamboni Man Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I used to work with a girl who named her daughter SomerStar. That's literally how she spelled it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I always get a kick out of the 14 year old mothers that name their children things like "Summer Lovely Lily" and "Change Wind Beauty." Names that a 14 year old would think beautiful, but in reality, they sound like... well... names a 14 year old mother would give her children. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Poor kid I graduated with named Thomas Thomas...poor kid.....what about Soda or Seven....beautiful name for a girl or a boy 307086[/snapback] I work with a Thomas Thomas. My brother went to school with a girl named Iona Hankey. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Most Popular Baby Names By Race: MALE ==== White: Austin, Brandon, Dakota Black: Antwanique, LaPrell, Toolio Asian: Kenneth, Michael, Robert FEMALE ===== White: Ashleigh, Brittany, Caitlyn Black: Destiny, Tamiqua, Sinutab Asian: Amy, Michelle, Susan Bad Baby Names Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I used to work with a girl who named her daughter SomerStar. That's literally how she spelled it. 307118[/snapback] As the urban legend joke goes, a substitute professor at a city college was circulating an attendance sheet, asking students to sign in to verify attendance. Upon receiveing the sheet he looks down the list of names and grimaces. He addresses the class: "Ok, who is the wiseguy?" The students are puzzled. He asks again. "Who signed their name as _______ Jones?" There is a slight pause, and a large black woman rockets up from her chair, slams her hand on the desk and yells: "It's pronounced SHI-THEED!" Fill in the blank yourself Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mcjeff215 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Most Popular Baby Names By Race: MALE ==== White: Austin, Brandon, Dakota Black: Antwanique, LaPrell, Toolio Asian: Kenneth, Michael, Robert FEMALE ===== White: Ashleigh, Brittany, Caitlyn Black: Destiny, Tamiqua, Sinutab Asian: Amy, Michelle, Susan Bad Baby Names 307267[/snapback] Sinutab? Nice. I just took a couple of those.. I've pollen is killing me today. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ralonzo Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Sinutab? Nice. I just took a couple of those.. I've pollen is killing me today. 307270[/snapback] Actually, Propecia is a more popular name... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cåblelady Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 "It's pronounced SHI-THEED!" 307269[/snapback] Thanx for making me choke on my coffee. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimBob2232 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I also know a Dick Farmes....or as we call him "peni$ plantations" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
erynthered Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 I knew a girl years ago named, April Showers. She was a box of rocks......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rayzer32 Posted April 17, 2005 Share Posted April 17, 2005 Why not name your kid after a TV network. Baby's name Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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