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  1. 1. Which would you prefer...

    • Operation Infection
      6
    • Operation Quarantine
      12


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Posted
8 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 ***** potatoes

 

I can't believe I missed this the first time. 

 

"**** Potatoes" is a GREAT band name.....

Posted
On 3/16/2020 at 7:41 AM, Just Jack said:

Which would you rather prefer...

 

Operation Infection :

All healthy people, regardless of age, will be infected with Covid-19. The entire population then goes into a 2 week quarantine. At the end of two weeks, if you show no symptoms, or did not get sick, you may get out of quarantine. If you did get sick or show any symptoms, you must stay quarantined another two weeks, or until you are healthy again.

 

Operation Quarantine :

Everyone, regardless of age, health, etc, goes into quarantine for 2 weeks.  At the end of two weeks, everyone is allowed out, regardless of how they feel.

 

Both scenarios involve the following.  People would be given 3-5 days to get home and stocked up on any essentials they may need. A list will be made showing what is recommended you have on hand, to hopefully avoid people buying up 300 pounds of pasta when they only need 10.  Only essential personal allowed out, like police, fire fighters, ambulance crews, doctors, nurses, farmers/farm hands. Hospitals will be open, but not allowing any visitors, unless it's an end of life situation. Looters/Trespassers may be dealt with severe force without consequences. Two days before the quarantine ends, businesses may bring in essential personnel that have been screened to get their companies prepared to open back up at the end of quarantine. 

 

So, you're giving me 2 weeks to get infected?  Better get moving on my bucket list. 

Posted
11 hours ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

I’m going in my bunker until July.   I’m equipped to grow ***** potatoes like in that horrible space movie with Matt Damon.  Peace out.

 

Good news is potatoes can be used to generate electricity to power your radio.

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