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I’ve never been a big fan of eggplant. 

 

 

Other than what comes out of my own garden, of course. 

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FTA: ‘Many young men now think that you need a 12-inch penis to satisfy your partner. This is simply not the case and our dating site is here to normalise the situation.’

 

BS, the way some of these chicks get around, they have to have huge cooters.

 

 

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14 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Not only am I the president and CEO of Dinky One....

 

I have a buddy who says if he had any less, he’d be an “innie” instead of an “outie”.   ?

 

Do you have a secret handshake? 

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18 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

Not only am I the president and CEO of Dinky One....

In those Hair Club commercials he would hold up a picture to prove it. 

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22 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I have a buddy who says if he had any less, he’d be an “innie” instead of an “outie”.   ?

 

Do you have a secret handshake? 

act like you don't know it

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33 minutes ago, Augie said:

 

I have a buddy who says if he had any less, he’d be an “innie” instead of an “outie”.   ?

 

Do you have a secret handshake? 

 

Actually, I’m stacked like a tuna can.  1.5 inches long and 3 inches wide.  It somehow manages to get the job done  ??‍♂️

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12 minutes ago, Johnny Hammersticks said:

 

Actually, I’m stacked like a tuna can.  1.5 inches long and 3 inches wide.  It somehow manages to get the job done  ??‍♂️

 

I’m sure you have a firm handshake, without using all your digits. 

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my 'go to' line is "I'm hung like a light switch" which could answer several questions

 

16 hours ago, Augie said:

 

I have a buddy who says if he had any less, he’d be an “innie” instead of an “outie”.   ?

 

Do you have a secret handshake? 

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On 3/10/2020 at 6:28 PM, Gray Beard said:

In those Hair Club commercials he would hold up a picture to prove it. 

Well are you more likely to get hired if "it" looks like it belongs to Baby Yoda and is simple nesting in a swath of hair?

23 hours ago, apuszczalowski said:

You want to see photo proof of his tiny penis?

What's wrong with that?!?! *hic* ?

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