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From The Bottom of My Heart


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Why is the saying:  "from the bottom of my heart" and not the center or top?   Why is it "off the top of my head" and not the side?   Where is the "pit" of your stomach?   Why do thoughts come from the "back of your mind" and not the top, side, front, or pit?    What does it mean to be "railroaded"?   Huh?   Is there a sour spot?          

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1. Because the bottom is the deepest and most sincere.

 

2. Because the top is closest to have not given much thought.

 

3.  Pit, see #1.

 

4. Back, see #1.

 

5. Rail engines and their cars can't steer.  They go where the rails take them.

 

6. Sour spot makes your face look funny.

 

Next question class...

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On 3/6/2020 at 2:09 PM, Irv said:

Why is the saying:  "from the bottom of my heart" and not the center or top?   Why is it "off the top of my head" and not the side?   Where is the "pit" of your stomach?   Why do thoughts come from the "back of your mind" and not the top, side, front, or pit?    What does it mean to be "railroaded"?   Huh?   Is there a sour spot?          

 

I know the answer to all those questions - it's right on the tip of my tongue.....

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2 hours ago, /dev/null said:

Why do they call it "taking a dump"

 

You're not "taking" anything.  You're leaving it


taking a piss

 

or
 

having a piss

 

 

taking the piss is another matter 

 

someone should start a business to relieve people stuck at their job the whole time

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