SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 (edited) https://www.yahoo.com/news/florida-woman-being-accused-zipping-172120141.html A Florida woman is being accused of zipping her boyfriend into a suitcase and leaving him to die Sarah Boone, 42, was arrested on charges of second-degree murder on Tuesday in the death of her boyfriend, Jorge Torres Jr. The Winter Park, Florida woman called police Monday afternoon after finding her boyfriend dead in a zipped-up suitcase. She said that she had zipped him up in the suitcase during a game of hide-and-seek, and went to bed without realizing he was still in the luggage. But police later saw videos on her phone showing her taunting him for cheating on her as he struggled to get out of the suitcase. She was playing Hide and Seek? Edited February 26, 2020 by SlimShady'sGhost
Johnny Hammersticks Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 (edited) Seems plausible. If I had a nickel for every time I’ve dozed off (with ear plugs in my ears so I can’t hear screaming) during a game of hide and seek.... Edit: No friggin way. Edited February 26, 2020 by Johnny Hammersticks 1
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 I cant think of a plausible reason where my wife could convince me to crawl into a suitcase.
Hardhatharry Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 (edited) Did she get stung by bees? Edited February 26, 2020 by Hardhatharry
Johnny Hammersticks Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 16 minutes ago, RaoulDuke79 said: I cant think of a plausible reason where my wife could convince me to crawl into a suitcase. “Honey I think my eyeliner is down in there somewhere. A little deeper. Go ahead, really get down in there. I’ll make it worth your while!” ZIP!! 1
LeviF Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 It's his own damn fault for being short enough to zip into a suitcase. 1 1
row_33 Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 Willie Nelson’s ex sewed him up in the bedsheets and wailed on him with a broomstick
Augie Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 This is exactly why I learned to pack light. My momma didn’t raise no fool! 1
Steve O Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Gugny said: I'd take the cop down. was thinking the same thing 1
SlimShady'sSpaceForce Posted February 26, 2020 Author Posted February 26, 2020 2 hours ago, Gugny said: I'd take the cop down. 2 minutes ago, Steve O said: was thinking the same thing by the looks of her she’d have no problem taking both of you down. 1
Steve O Posted February 26, 2020 Posted February 26, 2020 2 minutes ago, SlimShady'sGhost said: by the looks of her she’d have no problem taking both of you down. You have a point...I have no problem with that. Providing I'm first of course. 1
Augie Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 3 hours ago, Gugny said: I'd take the cop down. Not buying it. She would cuff you, and you would love it! 1
apuszczalowski Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 5 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: I cant think of a plausible reason where my wife could convince me to crawl into a suitcase. What if it was part of a game of "hide & seek"?
RocCityRoller Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) I only get locked into Louis Vuitton, so to Florida woman, no. 5 hours ago, RaoulDuke79 said: I cant think of a plausible reason where my wife could convince me to crawl into a suitcase. You haven't lived! 4 hours ago, row_33 said: Willie Nelson’s ex sewed him up in the bedsheets and wailed on him with a broomstick In Rochester we call that Tuesday Edited February 27, 2020 by RocCityRoller 1 2
Gugny Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 2 hours ago, Steve O said: You have a point...I have no problem with that. Providing I'm first of course. I can wait a minute. 2 2 1
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 6 minutes ago, apuszczalowski said: What if it was part of a game of "hide & seek"? Last time I played hide and seek was last summer with the wife and kids I hid behind a bush for 20 minutes drinking a beer until an 80 year lady who was house sitting for a neighbor came over and said she locked herself out and needed me to clim through a second story window.....what a hoot. The suitcase may have been a better option. 1
RocCityRoller Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 (edited) 1 minute ago, RaoulDuke79 said: Last time I played hide and seek was last summer with the wife and kids I hid behind a bush for 20 minutes drinking a beer until an 80 year lady who was house sitting for a neighbor came over and said she locked herself out and needed me to clim through a second story window.....what a hoot. The suitcase may have been a better option. but did she ask you to crawl into a suitcase after? And was it vintage Louis Vuitton? Most importantly, what day was it? Edited February 27, 2020 by RocCityRoller
RaoulDuke79 Posted February 27, 2020 Posted February 27, 2020 1 hour ago, RocCityRoller said: but did she ask you to crawl into a suitcase after? And was it vintage Louis Vuitton? Most importantly, what day was it? No suitcases involved, but it was definitely a Sunday.
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