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  On 12/31/2019 at 4:26 PM, /dev/null said:

Would you not also find it hilarious to hear those lines coming from Statler or Waldorf

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How tall are you?  Five foot nine?  I didn't know they stacked ***** that high!  You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely ***** you up!

 

 

How hilarious is that?

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  On 12/31/2019 at 4:44 PM, DC Tom said:

 

How tall are you?  Five foot nine?  I didn't know they stacked ***** that high!  You had best square your ass away and start shitting me Tiffany cufflinks or I will definitely ***** you up!

 

 

How hilarious is that?

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It would have been hilarious in Waldorf's voice, not in DC Tom's

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  On 12/31/2019 at 10:29 PM, KD in CA said:

No Country For Old Men -- keep Javier Bardem

 

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I'm torn between him and Tommy Lee Jones.  Because how funny would it be to see - say, Elmo, for example - saying "Call it, friendo..."

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  On 12/30/2019 at 2:41 AM, DC Tom said:

 

No, you have to keep Kline, somehow.  Just for the sex scene with Miss Piggy, which would be even more hilarious than it already is.

 

I don't think you can keep just one actor from A Fish Called Wanda, honestly.  Same with Young Frankenstein - how do you choose between Marty Feldman, Gene Wilder, Teri Garr?

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If it's a young Teri Garr in tight pants, that one's easy.

  On 12/31/2019 at 1:48 AM, Joe in Winslow said:

Big Lebowski - Keep John Goodman

 

Fargo - Keep Mr. Lundegard

 

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If we're going Lebowski I keep Sam Elliot.

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  On 1/1/2020 at 2:04 AM, /dev/null said:

No, you keep them all

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C'mon...you don't want to see Sam the Eagle and his Romanesque beak replace Graham Chapman and his Romanesque beak? Or Kermit as Sir Robin being rushed out of the castle after Miss Piggy demands oral sex?

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  On 1/1/2020 at 2:12 AM, DC Tom said:

 

C'mon...you don't want to see Sam the Eagle and his Romanesque beak replace Graham Chapman and his Romanesque beak? Or Kermit as Sir Robin being rushed out of the castle after Miss Piggy demands oral sex?

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A refresher if anyone needs one:

 

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  On 1/1/2020 at 2:12 AM, DC Tom said:

 

C'mon...you don't want to see Sam the Eagle and his Romanesque beak replace Graham Chapman and his Romanesque beak? Or Kermit as Sir Robin being rushed out of the castle after Miss Piggy demands oral sex?

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i'm sorry, but the whole fat chick demanding love from nerdy guys.

 

I'm having a PTSD flashback

Posted
  On 1/1/2020 at 12:39 AM, KD in CA said:

We could have a whole thread on who to keep in The Departed, but I'm going with Mark Wahlberg.

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I almost entered this but couldn't decide on a character.  I lean Wahlberg too but considered:

 

Baldwin

Sheen

Asian kingpin at the exchange

Damon's/DiCaprio's girlfriend/shrink

Sleeper pick would be the guy DiCaprio killed on the couch

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