Headlines You'd Like To See Saturday Evening

[Southern Bills Fan]

“ALL BUFFALO DAY” as fans watch Sabres win at 1pm and Bills win at 4:30. 

[OldTimeAFLGuy]

...Bills thump Pats 17-10 as tape disappears before game time...Brady on IR with broken heart.....................

[BuffaloFan68]

Josh Allen passes for over 350 yrds & 3 TDs + 1 rushing TD.  Bills show domination over NE for first time in many years. 45 - 24

Let’s Go Buffalo!!!!!

[Miyagi-Do Karate]

1) the end of an era?

 

2) Tom Brady pees sitting down. 

[benderbender]

[RyanC883]

Bills win Big!  Bryan Hoyer finishes game after Brady pulled following 3 sacks and 2 INTs returned for TD's.  Allen puts up 300 yards, crashing Bills Mafia fansite twobillsdrive.  

 

 

[ChasBB]

1 hour ago, stevewin said:

And on the Front Page:

 

NFL Commissioner levies harshest punishment in sports history to Cheating Patriots***

The organization should be banned from competing for one year (like the NCAA death penalty for cheating teams in college).

[LeGOATski]

Brady Benched as Bills Blow Through Boston

[OldTimeAFLGuy]

...Rodak moves to Canada after Patsies loss...............

[skibum]

Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr., August 3, 1977 - December 21, 2019. 

Edited December 21, 2019 by skibum

[ChasBB]

"Patriots Didn't See This Locomotive Coming -
Lose Physical Battle And Game To Surging Bills"

[Sherlock Holmes]

3 hours ago, mead107 said:

Allen throws game ball to Mead in upper deck. 
Note on ball - please bring Stromboli for me after the game next weekend. 

He'll throw it to you in the parking lot from inside the stadium

[Formerly Allan in MD]

"Belichick is so depressed following loss to the Bills he announces his retirement."

[Ridgewaycynic2013]

2 hours ago, stevewin said:

And on the Front Page:

 

NFL Commissioner levies harshest punishment in sports history to Cheating Patriots***

(Patriots forced to give back a conditional draft pick.)

[Steptide]

I know it won't happen but I'd love to see a 42-10 bills win with pats fans just boo-ing all game long 

[Bronxbomber21]

Bills make Brady retire at halftime

[Locomark]

“Bills Win overshadowed by Gruesome Brady Injury”

The Bills unexpected 33-16 domination of the Pats started on play one when Josh Allen hit Cole Beasley for 30 yards on a quick pass play that set the tone for the game as the Bills jumped out to a 16-0 first quarter lead. The game took a dark turn in the 3rd quarter. On 4th and 3, Bill Belicheck decided to go for it on the Bills 40 yard line. Tom Brady got flushed to his left and as he side-stepped the grasp of Ed Oliver, Jerry Hughes hit Tom Brady from behind causing Brady’s throwing arm to be caught in Jerry’s grasp. At the same moment multiple Bills players converged on the QB as the ball popped loose. Brady’s right arm was trapped between the converging hits and was bent behind his back at an unnatural angle causing gasps and screams from Brady and the capacity crowd. Players and doctors came running into the field to assist Brady in his utter distress as an ambulance came from the tunnel. 

 

Brady has undoubtedly played his last game. As the crowd rose to cheer him one last time, players from both teams came over to wish him well. 

[Patrick Duffy]

Bills repeat history from 2003/2004 season and defeat Patriots 31-0

[Giuseppe Tognarelli]

3 hours ago, Bring it said:

ASCENDING BILLS PLAY GRINCH TO BRADY’S PATRIOTS: Win 24-9

This is incredibly realistic; just needs a comma instead of a colon!

 

ASCENDING BILLS PLAY GRINCH TO BRADY’S PATRIOTS, WIN 24-9

2 hours ago, RyanC883 said:

Bills win Big!  Bryan Hoyer finishes game after Brady pulled following 3 sacks and 2 INTs returned for TD's.  Allen puts up 300 yards, crashing Bills Mafia fansite twobillsdrive.  

 

 

Bills are playing NE, not IND

[Over 29 years of fanhood]

Bills dominate patriots

 

Belichick benches Brady 

 

Kraft fires Belichick 

 

Feds find Kraft was kingpin in healthcare fraud scheme  

 

Bonjovi buys pats and move them to England 

Edited December 21, 2019 by Over 29 years of fanhood