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1 hour ago, stevewin said:

And on the Front Page:

 

NFL Commissioner levies harshest punishment in sports history to Cheating Patriots***

The organization should be banned from competing for one year (like the NCAA death penalty for cheating teams in college).

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“Bills Win overshadowed by Gruesome Brady Injury”

The Bills unexpected 33-16 domination of the Pats started on play one when Josh Allen hit Cole Beasley for 30 yards on a quick pass play that set the tone for the game as the Bills jumped out to a 16-0 first quarter lead. The game took a dark turn in the 3rd quarter. On 4th and 3, Bill Belicheck decided to go for it on the Bills 40 yard line. Tom Brady got flushed to his left and as he side-stepped the grasp of Ed Oliver, Jerry Hughes hit Tom Brady from behind causing Brady’s throwing arm to be caught in Jerry’s grasp. At the same moment multiple Bills players converged on the QB as the ball popped loose. Brady’s right arm was trapped between the converging hits and was bent behind his back at an unnatural angle causing gasps and screams from Brady and the capacity crowd. Players and doctors came running into the field to assist Brady in his utter distress as an ambulance came from the tunnel. 

 

Brady has undoubtedly played his last game. As the crowd rose to cheer him one last time, players from both teams came over to wish him well. 

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3 hours ago, Bring it said:

ASCENDING BILLS PLAY GRINCH TO BRADY’S PATRIOTS: Win 24-9

This is incredibly realistic; just needs a comma instead of a colon!

 

ASCENDING BILLS PLAY GRINCH TO BRADY’S PATRIOTS, WIN 24-9

2 hours ago, RyanC883 said:

Bills win Big!  Bryan Hoyer finishes game after Brady pulled following 3 sacks and 2 INTs returned for TD's.  Allen puts up 300 yards, crashing Bills Mafia fansite twobillsdrive.  

 

 

Bills are playing NE, not IND

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