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Over 2 rows of cars at a Ford dealership narrowly missing a salesman.

 

That guy should buy a lottery ticket ;)

 

I wonder if they will take it on trade? ;) 

 

I guess he had a medical issue.

 

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3 hours ago, Ridgewaycynic2013 said:

? Just the good old boys

Never meanin’ no harm 

Beats all you ever saw

Been in trouble with the law

Since the day they were born ?

They should have paid more attention to the second verse.

Staightenin' the curves
Flattenin' the hills

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On 12/6/2019 at 8:50 PM, RaoulDuke79 said:

They should have paid more attention to the second verse.

Staightenin' the curves
Flattenin' the hills


Would love to hear the pitch meeting for that show.

 

Producer: ”There’s these two redneck cousins who drive a muscle car named the ‘General Lee’, see. And they live with their sage-like uncle who makes moonshine. They also have a smokin’ hot third cousin. The local law enforcement is always after them but they can never quite catch them and this really angers the corrupt county boss, aptly named ‘Boss Hogg’. You can’t help but root for the plucky underdogs.”

 

Studio Exec: “Is that it?”

 

P: “No. One more curveball: Archery.”

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23 minutes ago, Boca BIlls said:

In Florida when you see a curve in the highway everyone slows down for no reason at all.

More than likely, it’s dementia caused by the leading driver.  “A curve?!  What do I do now?!”

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1 hour ago, HopsGuy said:


Would love to hear the pitch meeting for that show.

 

Producer: ”There’s these two redneck cousins who drive a muscle car named the ‘General Lee’, see. And they live with their sage-like uncle who makes moonshine. They also have a smokin’ hot third cousin. The local law enforcement is always after them but they can never quite catch them and this really angers the corrupt county boss, aptly named ‘Boss Hogg’. You can’t help but root for the plucky underdogs.”

 

Studio Exec: “Is that it?”

 

P: “No. One more curveball: Archery.”

CBS Execs:  "Hmmmm....not sure about this. I have my doubts"

 

Producer: "Let me introduce to you Catherine Bach who will be playing the character named Daisy."

 

 

CBS Exec: "Just sign right here on this line" 

 

 

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