Sherlock Holmes Posted November 29, 2019 Posted November 29, 2019 Rally Cat became a Buffalo Bill's national treasure alongside Marc Miller Thanksgiving night. He first came out onto the field upon hearing that a NY team was in the building. He quickly realized it was just another New Jersey team, started hissing and gesturing with his paw in what seemed to be flipping the bird, cat style. Jerry Jones quickly seized on a moneymaking opportunity and announced that Rally Cat was making his first start... The game quickly sold out. But like Jerry Jones, Dallas fans are so oblivious and didn't realize that Rally Cat's favorite player had joined the Buffalo Bills in the offseason. Rally Cat returned to his slumbering ways, awaiting the big Turkey Day game, spending his days pissing all over the Cowboys' gear when nobody was looking. There are rumors that Rally Cat made the trip home to Buffalo after the big win because he wanted to live in "a real team's stadium and be on a team that really appreciated him, the endless Buffalo Wings are also a huge bonus!" 1
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