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14 hours ago, Reed83HOF said:

If you can't change a wiper blade - do you really think you should tackle this?

 

He better understand it was about the hatchback struts holding up the rear deck, vs. suspension struts. I've done both and suspension struts can be a real bear and dangerous if you're not careful.

Posted (edited)
13 minutes ago, gobilz said:

Please turn in your man card 

 

Nah.  But you can keep your "Insecure With My Manhood" card.  You should probably have it laminated.

 

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Posted
48 minutes ago, Gugny said:

 

Nah.  But you can keep your "Insecure With My Manhood" card.  You should probably have it laminated.

 

get a grip....

on yer manhood.

Posted
27 minutes ago, Foxx said:

get a grip....

on yer manhood.

 

You don't have to tell me twice.  Be back in about fi minnit.

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This does bring up another thing that I've always wondered. Guys who love going  to the hardware store. I get doing things around the house to not have to pay someone else to do it. But it's still a chore and I'd rather be doing like a million different things besides fixing things around the house. I think most guys just feel that they're supposed to love it as a man, because that's what Home Improvement tells us men are like. 

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5 minutes ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

This does bring up another thing that I've always wondered. Guys who love going  to the hardware store. I get doing things around the house to not have to pay someone else to do it. But it's still a chore and I'd rather be doing like a million different things besides fixing things around the house. I think most guys just feel that they're supposed to love it as a man, because that's what Home Improvement tells us men are like. 

 

I only go out of necessity.  I can't think of any household fix I've done that I've loved.  Just has to be done.  I'm not big on creating projects just for the sake of doing so.

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i don't do a damn thing on my car other than the bare minimum.  i'm getting to that point in my life where my time is more valuable than anything else.  just hire someone to do it if need be.  ***** that lady.  it's her job and she should have done it with a smile on her face.

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14 minutes ago, teef said:

i don't do a damn thing on my car other than the bare minimum.  i'm getting to that point in my life where my time is more valuable than anything else.  just hire someone to do it if need be.  ***** that lady.  it's her job and she should have done it with a smile on her face.

 

Ah, I THOUGHT I saw you down the street the other day............

 

These drivers have taken DIY motoring too far with their homemade fixes

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On 11/25/2019 at 1:25 PM, Gugny said:

Figuratively speaking, of course.

 

It's fairly well known that I drive a muscle car.  To be specific, I drive a 2015 Nissan Versa Note.  It rocks 109 horsepower.  Watch out.

 

I bought new wiper blades on Saturday.  Brought them home and got the driver's side one on with little issue.  I mistakenly snapped the wrong adapter into the passenger side one and could not get it out.  I put it aside.  After having to remove the entire wiper arm from the car, I finally got the rear wiper changed.

 

Went to Auto Zone to try and exchange the passenger side.  Dude behind the counter was able to get the incorrect adapter out and snap the correct one in.  It was raining fairly heavily, but I told the guy I wanted to make sure it would go on.  So I ran out, popped the old one off (again) and could NOT, for the life of me, get the goddamn new one on.

 

I go back in and say I'm really sorry, but I can't get the damn thing on.

 

Woman behind the counter comes out and takes the wiper blade from me (not rudely) and says, "this is for the rear window, right?"  I said, "no ... passenger side."  She laughs and says, "Ha!  What kind of car do you drive?  It must be tiny!!"

 

She proceeds to get her coat, give me a dirty look whilst donning it, then goes out and puts the wiper blade on in less than 3 seconds.

 

I went back inside to discard the old wiper blade and made sure to thank her, again, before I left, to which I got a, "yeah, no problem," along with a look that told me she was clearly perturbed.

 

But to be honest ... I can't blame her one bit!

Ha! I feel your pain, my wife's car battery died a few weeks back, mind you I never use her car but we got it to the Autozone to change the battery, guy was nice enough to do it but damned if I could open up the hood on her car. I felt like a total dip stick.  [pun intended]

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4 minutes ago, Seasons1992 said:

 

Ah, I THOUGHT I saw you down the street the other day............

 

These drivers have taken DIY motoring too far with their homemade fixes

i'd at least paint a number on the door like one of them nascar drivers.

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26 minutes ago, teef said:

i don't do a damn thing on my car other than the bare minimum.  i'm getting to that point in my life where my time is more valuable than anything else.  just hire someone to do it if need be.  ***** that lady.  it's her job and she should have done it with a smile on her face.

Same. I can change a tire if needed. I can jumpstart when needed. I've been showed how to change the oil. But is it really worth the $10 you save doing it yourself, when it also takes twice as long?

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3 minutes ago, The Jokeman said:

Ha! I feel your pain, my wife's car battery died a few weeks back, mind you I never use her car but we got it to the Autozone to change the battery, guy was nice enough to do it but damned if I could open up the hood on her car. I felt like a total dip stick.  [pun intended]

 

Ha!  That reminds me of a good one.

 

Years ago, my wife drove a BMW X-5 (used).  It was sort of hesitating, running kind of rough.  I brought it in to the mechanic.  They determined that there was some sort of a vacuum seal broken somewhere.

 

Those things go through oil to the point of having to add a quart somewhere between oil changes.

 

Come to find out, when I'd last put a quart in, I didn't properly secure the oil cap.  That was the "leak."  Talk about feeling like a schmuck.

 

It cost me $100 for them to figure out that they just needed to put the oil cap on straight.

 

They busted my balls any/every time I went in there after that.

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? There once was a note, pure and easy?
Except, apparently, for the passenger windscreen wiper.

*
Is an Emasculation Station like a Conjunction Junction?

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Posted
10 minutes ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

Same. I can change a tire if needed. I can jumpstart when needed. I've been showed how to change the oil. But is it really worth the $10 you save doing it yourself, when it also takes twice as long?

exactly.  i've changed tires before, but i haven't done it in years since i have AAA.  i changed a battery recently because i was able to get a very cheap battery at a warehouse in the area, (interstate battery in rochester is great if people need batteries for anything).  I've never done oil. i could look it up and figure it out, but it's just not worth the time or mess.  same goes with things around the house.  if someone can do it a bit better, and faster, they're hired.  i didn't even clean up my own leaves this year due to time and weather.  it was worth every penny.

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2 minutes ago, teef said:

exactly.  i've changed tires before, but i haven't done it in years since i have AAA.  i changed a battery recently because i was able to get a very cheap battery at a warehouse in the area, (interstate battery in rochester is great if people need batteries for anything).  I've never done oil. i could look it up and figure it out, but it's just not worth the time or mess.  same goes with things around the house.  if someone can do it a bit better, and faster, they're hired.  i didn't even clean up my own leaves this year due to time and weather.  it was worth every penny.

The only reason I changed my last tire was because my friend owns a tire shop, and my vehicle, unbeknownst to me, didn't have a spare. So I took the whole wheel off, put it in my wife's car, and drove down and had him replace it, and I put it back on.  

3 minutes ago, teef said:

exactly.  i've changed tires before, but i haven't done it in years since i have AAA.  i changed a battery recently because i was able to get a very cheap battery at a warehouse in the area, (interstate battery in rochester is great if people need batteries for anything).  I've never done oil. i could look it up and figure it out, but it's just not worth the time or mess.  same goes with things around the house.  if someone can do it a bit better, and faster, they're hired.  i didn't even clean up my own leaves this year due to time and weather.  it was worth every penny.

The only reason I changed my last tire was because my friend owns a tire shop, and my vehicle, unbeknownst to me, didn't have a spare. So I took the whole wheel off, put it in my wife's car, and drove down and had him replace it, and I put it back on.  

 

My brother in Buffalo is a licenced auto mechanic. The day the labor estimate on my bill is more than a round trip ticket to Houston and back. My brother is getting a free week long vacation on me, with one day of work. 

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4 minutes ago, The Real Buffalo Joe said:

The only reason I changed my last tire was because my friend owns a tire shop, and my vehicle, unbeknownst to me, didn't have a spare. So I took the whole wheel off, put it in my wife's car, and drove down and had him replace it, and I put it back on.  

The only reason I changed my last tire was because my friend owns a tire shop, and my vehicle, unbeknownst to me, didn't have a spare. So I took the whole wheel off, put it in my wife's car, and drove down and had him replace it, and I put it back on.  

 

My brother in Buffalo is a licenced auto mechanic. The day the labor estimate on my bill is more than a round trip ticket to Houston and back. My brother is getting a free week long vacation on me, with one day of work. 

 

 

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1 hour ago, teef said:

exactly.  i've changed tires before, but i haven't done it in years since i have AAA.  i changed a battery recently because i was able to get a very cheap battery at a warehouse in the area, (interstate battery in rochester is great if people need batteries for anything).  I've never done oil. i could look it up and figure it out, but it's just not worth the time or mess.  same goes with things around the house.  if someone can do it a bit better, and faster, they're hired.  i didn't even clean up my own leaves this year due to time and weather.  it was worth every penny.

yep, yep. Interstate bought the original "Die Hard" rights. best batteries for the price, by far.

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Yet with batteries... You still wanna go better... Get an AGM  (absorbent glass mat)... They will hold up to the vibration of the harsh automobile environment.  That's why they tend to bury batteries now... Or put in trunk, under back seat, etc... Insulate the thing to.  Heat & humidity will destroy a battery.  Constant temp swings.  SUVs, trucks, 4x4 vibration is a killer.  Glass mat you can even turn sideways without all that liquid sloshing around.

 

A battery will last longer in N.Dakota than Miami.  If you got a little extra, go AGM.  Insulate and bury that ***** -er... Tack down tight.   P.I.T.A. to swap, but will last longer.  It's still a lead acid battery.

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Posted
35 minutes ago, Foxx said:

yep, yep. Interstate bought the original "Die Hard" rights. best batteries for the price, by far.

they're great.  by chance my security guy saw my car sitting in my garage not driven and asked me about it.  i told him i just needed a new battery and he pointed me in that direction.  i think my battery would have cost in the area of $160-180.  the guy i talked to not only guessed the right size, (among 3) he found one without the plastic handle.  cost me $60.

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